An innocent joke and a swarm of butthurt parents

George Takei just posted a joke:

https://www.facebook.com/georgehtakei/posts/1421902234505892

original is here:

http://www.tickld.com/x/jaw/air-force-general-terrifies-a-5-year-old-boy?utm_content=inf_10_93_2&utm_source=tickld&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=contentse&ts_pid=697&tse_id=INF_84355e9494524048b5aec9d97298d334

Before looking at the comments I glanced at my watch because I was curious how long will it take to find at least one of the following:
"he was mean to the kid!"
"childless people can't imagine what it's like"
"he was a kid once, too"
"my kid has auteeeezm"
"kids will be kids"

It took three minutes to find one of each of these... Parents can be predictable.

Oh My!

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.

Damn this was hysterical. It is such a old joke too - but the butthurt is fresh.