I had to look up what a mylar balloon was because I'd never heard that word before. It's just those normal foil balloons you see in grocery stores (and that's something new I learned today). Yeah, I'm not buying the head insertion excuse either, because the air spouts on those balloons are probably not even big enough to get one's finger into, let alone an entire human head of any age. And if a hole was made big enough for her to put her head in it, there would be no helium left to inhale.
Plus, as far as I know, mylar balloons are not stretchy like latex ones, so there's no way they could get stuck on anyone's head, not to mention they're bigger than any adult's head, so even if the kid did chop the balloon in half and stick her noggin into one of the halves and inhale the balloon partly, it would probably just fall right back off her head. Plus, eight years old is more than old enough to know better than to kill oneself with a damn balloon, unless she was a tard. I think, given how these balloons are made, they'd be more of a choking hazard than a suffocation hazard.
Yeah, she had a little help suffocating. But I'm kind of surprised - eight years old is a little old for a PNA. Usually parents off their brats before or at five years old, or at least, that's the pattern I've noticed. No sense pouring too many resources into raising a kid for years and years and years that you're just gonna kill anyway.
I'm looking at an article on this story via AOL.com as well, and it says the girl was found in her bed with the allegedly lethal balloon over her head. Why the hell would a kid take a three-foot-tall balloon to bed with her? The AOL coverage even says mylar balloons are far less dangerous than latex ones, which I assume means it takes a hell of a lot to kill oneself with them. My guess is Duh suffocated her with a balloon in her bed, then acted all distraught when he "found" her. Death by balloon could easily be construed as a tragic accident caused by an otherwise harmless object, and it's certainly not news that kids are damn good at finding retarded ways of offing themselves with the most innocuous things. Duh probably knew this, and may have even chosen a balloon (usually a symbol of a happy occasion like a birthday, graduation, shower, etc.) to make it seem even more tragic and innocent so that fewer fingers would get pointed at him.
No mention of Moo either. I wonder if Duh might have killed the kid to get back at the Moo for something.