You couldn't pay me to teach 20+ pre-K kids how to chop cooking ingredients with steak knives

http://www.kim-foster.com/blog/the-great-chocolate-kumquat-spring-roll-massacre/

Hell, you couldn't get me to be a volunteer. It sounds terrifying! This blog is written by the same mother someone made a thread about on this forum last summer with the mother bitching about her two kids ruining the family trip to Rome and she just wanted to buy herself a nice Italian hand bag. (http://www.refugees.bratfree.com/read.php?2,391374,391487).
She should have offered this Chinese cuisine class to local adults who would actually appreciate the experience. 4-year-olds don't give a crap about food history.

ETA: Oh, I forgot to mention there's nowhere near enough supervision of these tikes handling sharp serrated knives. There's only two adults watching them: the blog mother and the kids' pre-K teacher.

These kids are going to grow up and hate their parents for trying to force them to enjoy adult activities as children.

Rich, entitled white people problem alert!

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I used to teach kids' cooking classes. When there's more than five in a class, it's near impossible to get them to pay attention and not feed off each other. The younger they are, the worse it is because the attention spans and level of ability are lower. I had a class of 20 4-year olds once and it was awful. They were only making pizza and these kids could barely stretch and roll out their dough.

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