Moo buys 100 year old bassinet, which turns out to be not geared towards safety and comfort, but for tough "man-babies" Maybe society needs to go back to this
Stupid moo:“After getting fat, bloated, sweaty and flatulent; discovering babies only smelled nice depending on whether you sniffed them before or after a wee/ poo/ vomit/ washing between their fat rolls and finding that I was too busy feeding/ trying to get my baby to sleep to entertain fantasies of being a stunning Gaia Earth Mother I now need to sell so I can afford a haircut (easier then washing it at the moment).”
