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A "smash cake" is what you give infants on their first birthday to literally smash and smear everywhere. There is no "smash cake" when the kid is eight fucking years old. That's when it's expected that the kid can act with some decorum, even at a birthday party. When you can't even have your kid act like they were raised in civilization at home, no wonder these coked-up howler monkeys wreck shit in public.
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I was expected to wait patiently as the adult slowly and carefully cuts a slice of cake for each person present.
Thank Goodness Mr S and I don't do birthdays anymore - we stick to Name Days (a huge improvement over birthdays IMHO)
What is a Name Day?
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In some European countries, each calendar day is assigned a name, and people with that name are wished a happy name day. We have it in Hungary, though in my experience only older women are given gifts. Older women in Hungary are typically given flowers, though it is still polite to wish someone a happy name day.
I celebrate both birthdays and name days. Birthdays with gifts, name days without, again, unless it is for an older woman.
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