My Cousins' Wunnerful Pahrunting Skills

AAAAAH, yes, so today, I receive an email from my preggo cousin in Massachusetts who is ready to drop the royal snatch dragon any day now. YAAAWWWN. Anyway, she tells me that over Christmas dinner, her nephew - her brother's son - has learned to tell everyone "My penis is big." The child's parents think this is funny. The kid will only be 3 in February.

This, in addition to the fact that over Thanksgiving, the same child showed off his "fart at the dinner table" skills that his mother taught him. Again, the pahrunts laughed.

These people are something you'd see in the next JackAss movie. Actually, someone could make a lot of money doing that - making a JackAss movie with all the gross things pahrunts teach their kids to do.

see now that young brat could be arrested for sexual harrasment, seriously.. theres been stories about a 5 year old boy who pinched a girls bottom, was arrested, for sexual harrassment.. mention that to the kids parents..

http://kutv.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_354143948.html

(AP) HAGERSTOWN, Md. A father in Maryland says his 5-year-old son knows nothing about sex, but the boy was written up for sexually harassing a kindergarten classmate.

Washington County school officials told Charles Vallance that his son pinched a girl's buttocks earlier this month in a hallway at Lincolnshire Elementary School. The school says that meets the state's definition of sexual harassment. Vallance says his son was only playing around and had no sexual intent.

School officials say the incident will remain in the boys file until he goes to middle school.

Citing state data, the (Hagerstown) Herald-Mail reports that 28 kindergarten students in Maryland were suspended for sex offenses in the last school year - 15 of those suspensions for sexual harassment


heres more http://glennsacks.com/blog/index.php?tag=charles-vallance

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The parents had better hope the kid doesn't talk about his penis to a pedophile. The kid's behavior will be all cute and adorable until the kid makes these comments to the wrong person and gets abducted. Or the possibility of the kid saying it and eliciting suspicion of sexual abuse in eavesdropping strangers.