2311 I'll tell you who takes freshly-shat loaf to a major sporting event...

Someone who is looking to be an attention-whoring, baby-stalking, my-dick-works pathetic Moo.

They certainly aren't there to watch the game.

Oh, absolutely, bell_flower. It's more of a baby-stalking social event for the pathetic moo. GAK

No kidding! The best way to get on TeeVee (if you aren't a "hott chick") is to carry a baybee!