baby poo

Once I was at my inlaw's (fiance's parents) house when his cousin
and aunt were visiting. His cousin had had a baby a few months before
and had brought it to show off. Well, we were all having tea in the
living room when the baby's diaper needed changing. I would have
thought she'd gone into the bathroom or something to do that.
But no, she changed his shitty diaper right there on the floor in the middle of the room for all to see, and smell. BARF! To make things
worse, everyone (except me) thought it was adorable. His aunt even said
his turd looked like a little cigar, and how cute it was!
YYUUUUCCCCKKK! Baby poo is nasty. What the hell is wrong with these
people?! Anyone have a similar experience? I hate it when people
change diapers in front of me, expecially if I'm eating. Gross!

Eww! That's VILE. I've never had to deal with that, but when I was a teen, I'd have family friends try and convince me to come along to see what it's like. Um...no thanks. I don't want to be an audience for something personal and disgusting as sprog changing. Can I watch the parents wipe their own asses too?

Ugh, luckily didn't experience a situation like yours (but one close in similiarity). It just shows that many people in this world are sick, and need to be shaked very hard so that they have the sense to know that waste product is not adoreable.

I posted this a while back: from an old posting in the homebrew forum where a guy, an all grain brewer, was just putting the lid on his fermenter when a pissy baby diaper fell in. He and his wife don't have any kids,but wife had sprogged sister over with the sprogg. She needed to change the diaper, and, rather than send sis into the bathroom, sent her into HIS brewroom.
Next, rather than bus the pissy diaper herself, she leaves it on a shelf. Now, how hostile is every female there? Wife is a wannabe breeder? Sis too stinking moo centered to take her own sproggs diaper elsewhere?
Sheesh.

My sister was a first time mom at age 22. When my nephew was born, I was about 14 and he was the first grandbaby so everyone made a big deal over him. Well, sis tried to wash nephew's ass in the kitchen sink, because we had one of those spray nozzels. My step-dad had a fit and went on and on about ecoli, hepetitis, bronchitis, arthritis, and any other itis there was out there. My mom got all "it's only a baby" blah blah blah. I never even thought of the grossness of it either because I was only 14, but after that, I did realize how incredibly sick it was.

Fast forward, and nephew is a grown psychopath now and she has two teen daughters (wonderful girls). While her girls were young, she would watch the neighbourhood kids, and she told me, now I know why you all thought it was so gross to change nephew or wash him in the sink. She was just so blinded by her aDOration of her offspring that she just couldn't see anything wrong with his shit, snot, barf, or other bodily functions.

I just don't think people see babies as other people. If they did, then they would go around thinking all shit was cute. KWIM?

Why the heck do people think when a baby shits, it's adorable?!
Thats kind of sick if you ask me. I think it's just ettiquite
to go elsewhere to change your kid's diaper, not in front of
everyone to see. I mean, my family never does that, they always go
to someplace a little more private.

The whole breeder mentality where they don't get that poop out of ANYONE'S ass (either baybee or grown-up) is unsanitary. What makes them think that baybee poop is devoid of bacteria and germs and that baybee poop smells like roses?
Joujou2, I can see baybees as people and that's probally why I don't like most of them. The baybees of BNPs will most likely end up like the dumb-ass breeders who popped them out unless there is devine intervention.
One of the main reasons why I do not have baby animals in my house (besides the fact that it's illegal) is because those baby animals become adult animals. I saw on Discovery channel a little lion cub playing with some adult housecats and I thought "Awwww... I want a baby lion!" Then 2 seconds later I thought "Oh hell no! That thing will eat me and my 2 cats alive when it grows up!"
That's the logic whenever I see a BNP with their baybees and/or chyldrun or whenever I hear of a soon-to-be-BNP is knocked up.

Damned if I'm not tired of my stupid little brother and his Mommee wifey shoving the little crib lizard in my face during the holidays when I have to play the innocent doG-fearing hostess and look after the fleshloaf. >.< Today they left Babee with me while they went and spent upwards of $200 at a ritzy bar. Sprogney pooped, stunk up the living room where the portacrib was, made me mad because I had to change the hideous diaper. I'd be a horrible mother. Last week the only thing I got for Sprogney for Giftmas was a pack of huggies. Meanwhile, I'm happily in my room watching Osamu Tezuka DVDs with Naruto and Sasuke (cats). I don't want to be a part of "let's all coo over Sprogney's Fiiiirrrrst Giiiiifffftmassss." I get up to go grab a Pepsi and I get horrified looks from Mommee and Daddee. What, how dare I not get Sprogney a $400 piece of Kindercrap(tm)?

Tell me, would these breeders and those affected with baby-rabies think the shit of an old man or old lady in a nursing home is so adorable? Maybe next time new moo is changing a shitty diaper in the midst of dinner, the host can bring grandpap out of his bedroom and change his diaper in front of everyone. Oh, but wait, that wouldn't be as cute.

If someone is changing a baby's diaper in the dining room, kitchen or other places food is consumed, can't you just speak up? Has no one heard of the phrase "don't shit where you eat"? Shit's shit, there's a reason why it's coming out the ass smelling the way it does, and it ain't because it's a tasty fudgy delight.


Here's how I escape forced responsibility over children. Play the party animal for all it's worth. Family drinking wine at dinner? Make sure you either, a. drink twice as much as anyone else, or b. manage, somehow, to get smashed on whatever you're alloted. Discussions of personal life? Mention bars and alcohol as much as possible, or develop a very child-unfriendly passion - firearms, axe throwing, underground fight club, vintage porn collecting, which you then proudly share with all your childed relatives, "Here's a picture of me dressed as a zombie for Easter", "And this is the person I'm writing 'adult' novels with", "Careful with that axe, Sproggliee". When they bring out Sprogette's ass and assorted waste for all to coo over, invite the family in to see what you made in the toilet, "It looks like a fudgy Nixon!" Decorate your home in a very child unfriendly manner, lots of sharp objects protruding at knee height, glass shelves, exposed wires snapping with electricty, assorted and colorful pills laying out on the floor, porn, booze bottles and lots of them. Don't forget to be extra nice to your nieces, nephews and little cousins - make sure they know that the only way you can be super nice to them is because you have no children of your own. Be the good example of the fun of childfree-ness, fill 'em with candy, make sure they know that having children is a choice, in spite of what the rest of society may say, and smile as you give 'em back to their parents.

Seriously, you probably already live a life that is very child unfriendly. If not, make one up. If your relations don't know enough to not bingo you, then they probably aren't ever going to figure out that your life of base jumping, drug use and drunken binges isn't real. I make sure those I suspect may bingo me know I go to bars, rock shows, do lots of volunteer work, drink, play violent video games and engage in a very physical sport that I could never do pregnant. They know know I am very happy, and I make sure they have the impression that it would be irresponsible, if not criminal, of me to have children of my own or be put in charge of the children of others. Yeah, I'm actually a responsible and upstanding member of society who spends a majority of my evenings quietly at home, but do they have to know about that part of my life so they can add fuel to their baby rabies fire? No, I don't think so.

That's great, Feh!

I'm going for the simpler "highly erotic and homo-erotic art in the front hallway and living room" approach. That keeps 'em from dropping off their sprogs anywhere near me.

What? It's art.

Hey, whadda ya think about these moos who plog their little poop bags ass on a counter on which food is put?
I was at a burger king in california back when I drove a semi, and the moo in front of me put her brat (only in a diaper, nothing else, nothing even covering the pissy thing, ass down on the counter.
Didn't say anything but was a complete turn off.
Think I'd say something now, but would probably get the 'poor little moo' bitching.

Oh, my mother thinks I'm a horrible, vile human being incapable of any emotion or feeling just because I have never wanted to change the shitty or pissed-up diapers of my nephews. No thanks, picking up my dog's shit from the yard and scooping litter boxes is the shit and piss-exposure threshold for me, thanks very much! And might I add it is not one tenth as disgusting as human shit or piss.

KidFreeLuvnLife, it only takes one instance of vomiting on a baby while changing it's diaper to get out of that particular duty with your selflessness and human emotions intact. Don't feel particularly queasy? Take a big ol'whiff, or a swig from the bulemics friend, ipecac syrup.

Fuck the poor little moo bitching. The reason they pull that card, is because no one has a spine any more and will just roll over when the bitcing starts. A dirty ass is a dirty ass, no matter what age the person is. Would you be allowed to sit your underware clad ass on the counter? No, that's probably a health code violation, no matter how clean your ass is, even if you were sitting on a garbage bag. Should a baby have it's diaper clad ass on the counter? No, even though it's encased in plastic, I know for goddamn sure that leaks are possible.

I stand by my opinion that one should not have to deal with ANYONE'S shit where they eat, it's unsanitary and disgusting. One of the main reasons the breast feeding mafia refuses to relegate their public suckling activity to the bathroom is because it's a place for the elimination of waste and not a place for babies to be eating. Since that is indeed the case, then there is no reason why we should ever have to deal with ANYONE'S waste products in public dining areas.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That cracked me up big time!
Next time they have to change a shitty diaper with added commentary,
I'll show them how adorable my little turds are floating around in
the toilet. What breeders don't get is shit from a baby's ass is just
as dirty and gross as shit from anyone's ass. You'd have to be really
stupid not to know that.