how many five year old children you could fight at once

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:

You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
There are no weapons or foreign objects
Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
The children are merciless and will show no fear
If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you

apparently i can take on 28 five year old kids in a fight

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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene ii

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25!

They say 25, I say more because of my history of going to punk shows and playing roller derby, which were not variables included.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

26! I also say more b/c of the black belt.

And probably double that about 3 days before TOM is here.

I took the "Zombie Apocalypse" test & I have a 61% chance of survival, probably 'cause I don't own a gun...

-yet

I only got 17, maybe because of my size and the other answers that relate to it.

Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.

19! And, yes, I *WOULD* be willing to use a child as a weapon.

Oh, and I have a 67% survival rate -- because I wouldn't just abandon my friends and family, and I would try to help the strangers as much as I could before running away.

HA! 32!!! Thanks to 24 years of dance training and karate. My favorite part would be using a kid as a weapon - imagine the fun of picking the little fucker up by it's feet and swinging it like a samurai sword. Life is good!

I'd rather be in the Zombie fight than the 5 year olds- at least most of the zombies go down easy, but the 5 year olds have a way of bouncing back a few times.

19!

Give me a fucking stick and I will knock all of their asses out in one full swoop...

How about a flame thrower or grenade?

31! The trick is to kill the first one with a kick to the head, breaking its neck, and then you swing it around wildly, taking out the rest of them as they get close.

I'd prefer to use my bare hands.

I figure I could take out a couple at a time with a flying elbow (like in Smackdown)

I'm embarrassed--only 14 for me! I couldn't use my viola on anybody, it's too valuable to use as a weapon! Too scrawny for battle, anyway.

Funny website, though!