Beer gets seat belt, 1-year-old doesn't

Beer gets seat belt, child doesn't
February 5, 2008

ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla.—Police have arrested a motorist they say had a 24-pack of beer strapped in with a seat belt but had a 16-month-old girl unrestrained in the back seat with the toddler's mother.

Tina D. Williams was pulled over in St. Augustine on Sunday for allegedly running a red light.

A 24-pack of Busch beer was strapped in with the passenger-side seat belt, according to an arrest report. The girl was in the back seat with 20-year-old Amber Tedrick, who is the toddler's mother.

Williams, 46, said she didn't know why the child wasn't restrained.

Williams refused to take a breath test and a deputy found two metal pipes commonly used to smoke drugs in her purse, authorities said.

Williams was charged with driving under the influence, child abuse, possession of drug paraphernalia and driving without a license, a jail official said. She remained in the St. Johns County jail Tuesday after bail was set at $31,000.

The jail did not have the name of her attorney. It was not clear if Tedrick would face any charges, but the child was released to her care, according to The Florida Times-Union.

Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.

Nice. The gene pool is in serious need of chlorination.

We just don't understand how hard it really is for breeders...

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"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell"

:eatu

"The girl was in the back seat with 20-year-old Amber Bock, who is the toddler's mother."

There. Way funnier.

At least the driver had her priorities in order. Amber can always have another kyd, but a case of beer is liquid gold.

Typical. Stupid teenage moo.
They have no brains, therefore they sprogg.
Welfare pays for them to play house, but they are (usually) totally incompetent and/or defective.
The crowd they run with also says it all.

And Amber and Bock - also 2 types of beer! LMAO!!!!

Hows a 20 year old able to get beer? One would imagine this would be a perfect example why we shouldn't let people under a certain age breed.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

I guess we know what takes priority in that famblee.

Hmmm... I don't see the problem here. :beer

Feh Wrote:
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> Hows a 20 year old able to get beer? One would
> imagine this would be a perfect example why we
> shouldn't let people under a certain age breed.


Yea... anyone under the age of 121 shouldn't breed.

poofy_puff Wrote:
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> Yea... anyone under the age of 121 shouldn't
> breed.

I love your suggestion, poofy_puff! I believe the oldest breeder is 66 or 67, because of IVF.

Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.