One good thing about children...

the names CF folks come up with for them...
What are some of your favorites?

Mine are,
crotch fruit
snot miners
ankle biters
shit loaf


Thanks!

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

Hmmm. . .there are so many lol.

My current faves are:

twatrocket
fucktrophy
yardape
flesh loaf

Crotch turds.
Semen demons.

Condom failures. (Not mine; someone else here used it first. But it's a good one.)

Crotch droppings.

I've always been fond of "The load that should have been swallowed", albeit it's not a CF term.

I don't know, I like all the names, really.

Cambion, that's my fav too. And so offensive, which makes it even better!!!

I also like:

Shit Loaf
Crotch Fruit
Meal Ticket
Screaming Loaf (when I'm trying to PC and not offend anyone)
Almighty Cribling (Am's term that I've borrowed)

Brats
Cuntdroppings
Environmental disasters
Sexually transmitted diseases

Hump-dumplings!

Crumbsnatchers
Cumstains
Lifestealers

LOL

HA!
Each is funnier, and more true, than the last!

More! MORE!

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

Cuntlings.
Craplings.

I'm partial to crotch nugget.

Or, as I call my two nieces:
"Cute brat" and "Ugly brat." Not to their faces though. Or my sister. Heh.

Forgot to add: Snatchdragon!

Cumstain
Crumb-snatcher
Lifestealer
Painintheass LOL

I like the names for the IVF multiple births:

Frankenlitter
Fuctuplets

Hellspawn.

I like:

crotchmuffins
condom failures
sprogs
loafs
toadlers


I thought of a new one: twat biscuits!


someone on here used "pussy pop tart" once, which made me laugh my ass off.

From some of the men's-rights sites:

Annuity.

That said because some women, such as Heather Mills, supposedly get knocked up on purpose to keep that ol' child support and alimony coming after the big divorce.

HA! I'll have to check out some of the men's rights sites - I never even knew they existed - DUH. Right? LOL

I always joke that I should have went into Family Law. I'd be known as "The Man's Lawyer." Women would hate me. I'd get death threats daily. LOL Sweet.

Lol
crotch crap

womb turd

pram maggott

diaper jockey

humanTumor
bothchedAbortion

These are great!

Coochfruit
Biohazard (for the dirty ones)