One small request...when posting about TMC or TDC posts, could you copy and paste the text of the posts here? That'd be swell, thanks.
Back to TMC...here's some nuggets of joy I found there today...
"Why is it that my husband can't go anywhere because he always has a headache but he can play videogames while having a headache?
WTF?!?"
Because I bet you forced him to spawn some kids with you, let your self go, did nothing to make your children acceptable in public...and he resents you for it. The "headache" is just an excuse to stay home without you. Video games are his only socially acceptable escape.
"Last night I told my husband that I am unhappy and have been for quite sometime now. His response was "whatever, I don't believe you. Your happy." WOW! Way to tell me how I really feel!"
WOW! And you married and made children with this man?! Good life choices there!
"I'm a FULL TIME SAHM and it makes me nuts when people ask me "What do you do all day?" in belittling tone like I sit on my butt all day doing nothing"
Probably because your children are hellions, your house is a mess and you're always at Starbucks or the maul.
"I sometimes resent my child-free girlfriend. I work with her and she goes home every night, relaxes with her husband, watches TV, has a glass of wine, works out, etc, etc I get home after a 10 hour day and have to deal with whining, tantrums, homework, cooking, bathing, etc etc.
I love my kids but man, what I wouldn't give to come home to a quiet house and have some ME time after a stressful day."
Yeah, your child-free girl friend doesn't have her own 10 hour day covering for her childed coworkers....and guess what, your child(ren) were your choice who, I'm sure, you throw in your CF friends face every single day as being the most wonderful, glorious things you've ever done and how could she NOT want your life. Trust me, she sees right through you.
And the most vomitrocious made up bullshit I've ever read on there...
"My four year old son was running around the living room flying his little people airplane when all of a sudden he started yelling that the plane was out of gas. I jokingly asked him how his plane was still flying if it was out of gas and he looked at me and without missing a beat said " Angels, mommy,"
What an incrediable early morning lesson.
I believe.."
Do you believe in the toof fairy, santey claus and the easter bunny too because your freaking 4 year old does? GAH!
"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me