Sinces its april 1st

this was in

http://www.manchesterconfidential.com/index.asp?sessionx=IpqiNwB6IlAiKaqiNwF6IHqi

Erotic markets this Christmas

Also at Christmas the Council is proposing a series of Erotic markets in city squares. A council spokesman said: “There have been enough double entendres about German sausages in recent years to justify the switch over, and frankly how many cute candle-holders can people buy? There will be stalls featuring all manner of equipment and toys, and live sex shows in the beer tents. Of course, during this period, families and children won’t be allowed into the city centre but given there’s little for them to do, that shouldn’t matter.”


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