Work emails I got today

I've been away from the board for awhile (for various reasons I won't bore you with) and I've ranted about this before, but I am...

SICK AND TIRED OF GETTING THIS SHIT IN MY WORK EMAIL!!!

This first one is one of a series I've been getting from a doctor who works at another office whom I've never met:

Quote: Dear Family and Friends,

The NG tube was not agreeing with Nick. It increased the amount of secretions in his nose and he would eat less and less and we would push more and more thru the NG tube. I pulled the tube on Saturday. Since then, he has been eating better-aprox 1-2 ounces every 3 hours. He really needs to eat 3 ounces every 3 hours. We ask that everyone pray that his appetite increases. If we continue the NG tube for too long, he can develop an aversion to food!I have done a calorie count and he is not taking in enough to grow, yet he continues to grow. God has his hand on Nicolas. Thanks for all the continued prayer. end quote

And here's a gem from a bitchy, catty, flapping cunt who turns into Belinda the Good Witch if you worship her putrid uterus:

Quote: HEHEHEHEHE!!!

BOY! Houston, we have testicles!!! LOL!!! Evan is going to have a baby brother! And the new due date is September 13th, 2008- so I am 1 week less then the original ultrasound showed.

The dr explained to me that the usual birth defects from the Methotrexate are an abnormal shaped head and cleft lip. From the measurements he was able to take today, this little guy has a PERFECT head and the bone that is normally missing w/cleft lip is present! So everything so far is showing a VERY NORMAL healthy baby boy.

So I guess this means, I’m losing my purple bedroom and need to find a new color to paint L But it also means, we’re having more kids!!! HEHEHEHE!! end quote


I know the only recourse I have is to get another job but it'd just be the same, so I had to get it off my chest. At least I don't have a stretched out, pendulous chest.

Wait, you got those on a work email account from a cow-irker's email account? That's almost grounds for some sort of disciplinary action. Ick!

**BOY! Houston, we have testicles!!! LOL!!! Evan is going to have a baby brother!**
Wow, this moo's a real comedienne!
Seriously, if the situation were different (two girls), would she have said something like, "Houston, we have two vaginas!" No, she wouldn't have. But it's fine to brag that you'll add another male child to the brood by referring to male sex organs (to people you don't even know, no less).

CF VTer Wrote:
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> Wait, you got those on a work email account from a
> cow-irker's email account? That's almost grounds
> for some sort of disciplinary action. Ick!


YES, they were BOTH from Work email account to work email account.
The first one was transferred to all of us by my manager, no less. The second was from self-centered swinging boob moo a few cubes away from me.

That is the fun of working in a breeding den.

...and to further spice up the day, I just saw an ad posted on the bulletin board for Carter's Baybee Clothes Overstock Sale.

Come one, come all!

This foolishness cries for an Onion-style vicious parody. Maybe one would be sending everyone at work e-mails about your sterilization, or better yet, your abortion, complete with all the gory details. Unfortunately, the boss would come down hard on someone who did any of this.

Sending a workplace e-mail about fetal testicles is over the line. Given all the concerns about child porn, one could make the case that it might even be illegal.

What you really need to do is hook these people up with spam about viagra and penis enlargement. There's gotta be a way to do it where you can't be traced. Hello, Mercurior??

k-man Wrote:
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> Sending a workplace e-mail about fetal testicles
> is over the line.

Seriously! How unprofessional can they get? Oh, right - they're not really working, they're just killing time until their next mooternity leave!

Can you complain to HR? Even without considering the ickiness, they're wasting everyone's time and using company resources for personal purposes.

Medusa Wrote:
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> k-man Wrote:
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> > Sending a workplace e-mail about fetal
> testicles
> > is over the line.
>
> Seriously! How unprofessional can they get? Oh,
> right - they're not really working, they're just
> killing time until their next mooternity leave!

TRUE! Her Moojesty is counting the days. She already went PT after the first one so maybe we'll all be lucky and she'll go be a SAHM and sell Supperware.

k-man Wrote:
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> This foolishness cries for an Onion-style vicious
> parody. Maybe one would be sending everyone at
> work e-mails about your sterilization, or better
> yet, your abortion, complete with all the gory
> details.

YESS! I should've thought of that when my husband got snipped.

"S is doing fine. His scrotum is slightly sore and itchy from where they shaved him, but soon he shall ejaculate healthy spermless semen".

Good gawds, what a bunch of useless tripe wasting bandwidth at the office.

I'd love to see the comments should someone's pet be ill and them sending around weekly updates on it's health. I'm sure some sort of disciplinary action would be taken.

And why, for fuck's sake, why do people think that everyone gives half a shit about their loaf of damaged goods?