Funny Post on The Craigslist Parent Boards

I have no clue whether or not this post is a troll, I just found it while browsing trainwrecks online, either way it's pretty fucking funny!!!

Childfree dude/dudette with house and full-time job asks on Craigslist parent board if he/she can qualify for food stamps because they are having a hard time making it financially.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/forums/?ID=91474165

A few of the breeders were helpful, sort of. Most were dismissive or downright nasty (like get a second job you dont have keeeeeeeyyyyuuudsssss!).

Un-fucking-real how the CF'er was told to get a second job while breeders expect to NOT work and get everything handed them all for the sake of how those children should not go hungry. Breeders love Selective Socialism.

Oh it's beyond the pale, Ame... these goddamned breeders would fucking kill you over their food stamps.

God help us childfrees if the financial shit ever hits the fan the way it did during the depression, or worse. You best be armed to the teeth to protect your home, because once the food stamps and welfare go bankrupt along with the rest of the government these parasites are going to start shooting to kill. I swear to god. I have a powerful paintball gun and some heavy duty pepper sprays for home protection, I've never owned a gun in my life and never wanted to, but believe that
if the shit ever hits the fan this way, we are going to have to have something to protect our lives.

I have no doubt in my mind that the breeders are going to go fucking wild beyond anything we can imagine here.

I believe you. Breeders are always nasty when they think a non-childed person has something nice. It is the attitude of, "Must be NICE to be able to buy 'such-and-such' when you do not have CHILDREN to support." I have heard this shit before. They feel entitled to it as if, somehow, anything we have has just fallen from the sky by some fairy who just wanted to 'gift' us. Times are getting very difficult in the States. I do believe that the childfree and elderly will have to protect their homes, cars, money, and other possesions from breeders who will try to steal what we have or will get their bad-assed kids to do it for them.

Yep. Once you breed, the breeder thinks it is automatically entitled to all sorts of free handouts and help. Typical placenta brain syndrome.

I do think CF need to be very, very protective of their assets. Also, the elderly are at risk of being scammed out of their retirement savings by their greedy kids.

I've experienced this type of resentment, particularly from single moms who are bitter about the fact that I have a husband, two incomes, a nice home and they feel I don't deserve any of it because I didn't have kids. Well, I kept my legs together when I was younger and practiced safe sex. I had DISCIPLINE. I was not desperate enough to have a man's baby in hopes that he would marry me - that is the REAL reason most of these women are single moms. They gambled - and lost.

Yes, they could have my lifestyle if they had exercised more self control when they were younger.

But they didn't. And I did.

So here we are.

Single mawms are the most desperate, and vile humans on the planet. They love to play the victim card. they think they deserve free shit, and better treatment because "i am a single mawm" In reality they need to be ashamed.

Single moms fail to realize that its a choice to become a single mom. Unless the father of the kids died, but even than, when you crap out kids, there is a chance of that happening. Most single moms are just dumb asses who try and trap a man or become pregnant at an early age and they are to dumb to abort.

I hate single moms!!! I hate that term. they say it loud and proud!! i dont get it.

SIGH

We had a topic here a few months ago, of all the begging ads from "single moms" on craigslist.

They are easy to find, they are everywhere, go under the WANTED section on craigslist (type in key word "single mom")in any city and its over run by "single mawns" begging for free shit, and they have nerve too, when they beg, they will ask for certain colors, name brands, they will want the free shit delivered to them or shipped to them. because remember they are "single moms"

here is one


Single Mom of 2.5 in need of.................... (Marietta/ Powder Springs/ Smyrna)

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Reply to: sale-659824369@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-29, 8:55AM EDT


I am a single mom of 2.5 with very very....little money in need of the following: Assignment just ended from temporary assignment....

- Queen bed frame and mattress

- Gently used baby items for a newborn girl due the end of next month

I have a jeep cherokee if I need to pick these items up.

Please email me if you have anything to spare...

another............


I need a car please help (cobb county)

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Reply to: sale-664039587@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-01, 6:21PM EDT


I looking to get an car. I'm an 24 year old single mom and would love to go out and buy one off an lot but my credit is bad do to my last boyfriend that up and left me with everything ( all bills to try an pay) and I cant afford one to pay every month that way. I lost my apartment and moved in with friends our lease will be up soon and I'm looking for an place to go and I need an car. As of right now I take the bus evey where but with an child in hand and trying to move its hard when you have no help from anyone so I need an car. So if anyone out there has an kind heart to help me I praise you. I cant afford much but as long as it runs and will pass everything to get an tag on it I'll take it. If you could work out some payment plan with me that would be great also so please help me So please reply via email and I would get back to as soon as possible and thankyou for the time.

nokyds4me Wrote:
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> here is one
>
>
> Single Mom of 2.5 in need of....................
> (Marietta/ Powder Springs/ Smyrna)
>
> --------------------------------------------------
> ------------------------------
> Reply to: sale-659824369@craigslist.org
> Date: 2008-04-29, 8:55AM EDT
>
>
> I am a single mom of 2.5 with very very....little
> money in need of the following: Assignment just
> ended from temporary assignment....
>
> - Queen bed frame and mattress
>
> - Gently used baby items for a newborn girl due
> the end of next month
>
> I have a jeep cherokee if I need to pick these
> items up.
>
> Please email me if you have anything to spare...

I'm digging the queen bed the most. Hell yeah you're coming to get it! Birth control- get to know it.

look at this welfare skank, why do these whores continue to shit out babbbbys if they cant afford the 1st one?




Hi, I am a single mom of 3 and I havent found a job just yet, and my case with welfare is still pending. My rent was due on the first and I have no way of paying it. I was wondering if anyone knows of any churches etc. out there that will help me with this. Thanks

I'd like to get bumper stickers printed that read,

"Being a single mom does not make you a martyr"

Look at this stupid, fucking whore. The dumb slut cannot even WRITE!

If I weren't so against trolling, I'd set up a fake Hotmail account and send her one hell of an email.

Work out a payment plan? Oh, you betcha! "I'll fuck you if you give me the car for free."


> ------------------------------
> Reply to: sale-664039587@craigslist.org
> Date: 2008-05-01, 6:21PM EDT
>
>
> I looking to get an car. I'm an 24 year old single
> mom and would love to go out and buy one off an
> lot but my credit is bad do to my last boyfriend
> that up and left me with everything ( all bills to
> try an pay) and I cant afford one to pay every
> month that way. I lost my apartment and moved in
> with friends our lease will be up soon and I'm
> looking for an place to go and I need an car. As
> of right now I take the bus evey where but with an
> child in hand and trying to move its hard when you
> have no help from anyone so I need an car. So if
> anyone out there has an kind heart to help me I
> praise you. I cant afford much but as long as it
> runs and will pass everything to get an tag on it
> I'll take it. If you could work out some payment
> plan with me that would be great also so please
> help me So please reply via email and I would get
> back to as soon as possible and thankyou for the
> time.

KidFreeLuvnLife Wrote:
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> Look at this stupid, fucking whore. The dumb slut
> cannot even WRITE!
>
> If I weren't so against trolling, I'd set up a
> fake Hotmail account and send her one hell of an
> email.
>
> Work out a payment plan? Oh, you betcha! "I'll
> fuck you if you give me the car for free."
>
>
> > ------------------------------
> > Reply to: sale-664039587@craigslist.org
> > Date: 2008-05-01, 6:21PM EDT
> >
> >
> > I looking to get an car. I'm an 24 year old
> single
> > mom and would love to go out and buy one off an
> > lot but my credit is bad do to my last
> boyfriend
> > that up and left me with everything ( all bills
> to
> > try an pay) and I cant afford one to pay every
> > month that way. I lost my apartment and moved
> in
> > with friends our lease will be up soon and I'm
> > looking for an place to go and I need an car.
> As
> > of right now I take the bus evey where but with
> an
> > child in hand and trying to move its hard when
> you
> > have no help from anyone so I need an car. So
> if
> > anyone out there has an kind heart to help me I
> > praise you. I cant afford much but as long as
> it
> > runs and will pass everything to get an tag on
> it
> > I'll take it. If you could work out some
> payment
> > plan with me that would be great also so please
> > help me So please reply via email and I would
> get
> > back to as soon as possible and thankyou for
> the
> > time.

LOL! that's what I thought! I thought, "Maybe if she asked in English..." Still laughing.

**Hi, I am a single mom of 3 and I havent found a job just yet, and my case with welfare is still pending. My rent was due on the first and I have no way of paying it. I was wondering if anyone knows of any churches etc. out there that will help me with this. Thanks.**

That's why we say that breeder logic is assbackwards: They always think that they have the kyds first THEN they have to get a job.