Oh yes, MY definition of success certainly is fucking without birth control, getting knocked up, then shitting out a genetically-mutated screeching loaf. Yesiree. Why don't they try "Beating Cancer" "Finding a Cure For AIDS" or something worthwhile like that? THAT to me, is success.
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