"DADCAMP" - The Problem With Married Couples Who Choose To Have No Kids

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cosmictraveler
Buzzkill wouldn't DARE venture into this dark, evil backchannel of the intertubes and risk the reaming we'd give him if he were to troll us!

I wish he would....I'm really raring for a roast. However, he's just too much of a pussy...afwaiyd of teh ebil, hayteful, selfish, loaf-free peoples! eyes2 smile

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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I love kids, braised or roasted.

At least some of the responders have a sense of humor. larious

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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cosmictraveler
Buzzkill wouldn't DARE venture into this dark, evil backchannel of the intertubes and risk the reaming we'd give him if he were to troll us!

I wish he would....I'm really raring for a roast. However, he's just too much of a pussy...afwaiyd of teh ebil, hayteful, selfish, loaf-free peoples! eyes2 smile

Hey, I tried my best! I put his lunatic rant here and now he clearly knows about us. He lacks the balls to come say it to our faces, as it were. What a spineless wuss.

Come play with us, Daddy! For ever...and ever...and ever

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cosmictraveler
Buzzkill wouldn't DARE venture into this dark, evil backchannel of the intertubes and risk the reaming we'd give him if he were to troll us!

I wish he would....I'm really raring for a roast. However, he's just too much of a pussy...afwaiyd of teh ebil, hayteful, selfish, loaf-free peoples! eyes2 smile

Hey, I tried my best! I put his lunatic rant here and now he clearly knows about us. He lacks the balls to come say it to our faces, as it were. What a spineless wuss.

Come play with us, Daddy! For ever...and ever...and ever

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Shining FTW

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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Here's an accurate depiction of Duhdy's face when he sees the name 'Bratfree'

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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popcornculturejunkie
Here's an accurate depiction of Duhdy's face when he sees the name 'Bratfree'

lariouslariouslarious

http://www.dad-camp.com/2013/05/oh-hai-backchannel-of-the-internets/#more-4326

So apparently, we're not supposed to live in the city or the suburbs. Where are we supposed to live, exactly?

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http://www.dad-camp.com/2013/05/oh-hai-backchannel-of-the-internets/#more-4326

So apparently, we're not supposed to live in the city or the suburbs. Where are we supposed to live, exactly?

If DuhdCamp had his way, CFers and empty nesters would be living in concentration camps. He's just bitter because he forgot to put the casing on his magical gentleman sausage two times. d

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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juliewashere88
http://www.dad-camp.com/2013/05/oh-hai-backchannel-of-the-internets/#more-4326

So apparently, we're not supposed to live in the city or the suburbs. Where are we supposed to live, exactly?

You are nicer than me. I assume he would not allow us to live at all.eyes2

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Snark Shark
"He also referred to GOMI as a "backchannel" of the internet"

I think he just likes things UP THE BACKCHANNEL.

Scratch an airport bathroom stall deep enough you'll find a homophobe phundy!

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“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.”

So apparently, we're not supposed to live in the city or the suburbs. Where are we supposed to live, exactly?

He'd want us to live in back of or in out buildings at Build a Bear, Disneyland, McDonalds, Appleby's, Baskin Robbins, Justice clothing, Seaworld, where we could also work and be at childed famblies beck and call 24/7. And turn all our pay over their brats' schools.

About the living thing. The house where DH and me live is almost 50 years old. It belongs to DH's grandparents who have lived and still live there all their lives. A new school has been build recently in the area, so, what the fuck are we supposed to do? Just move to the city because a hopeless wanker has a bad day? We don't have to pay rent there because the house is DH's grandparents and the apartments in the city have insanely high rents. Yes, duhddy not all CF people swim in money apparently.

Then there is the student apartments where i live during the school year. It's like a student village with all kinds of facilities including computer labs and common rooms for student activities. Well, guess what? Two of the common rooms have been turned into kindergartens and a school was built nearby. So, what are we supposed to do? Move all the students away?
Not only that but they allow famblees to move into those tiny, shared apartments meant only for students without a brood. The result? I hear demonic screams up to 1 o'clock at night or even later.

I've decided to make a YouTube video dedicated to our dear friend BuzzKill Bishop. That bastard wants attention, I'll see to it that he gets it! (I also put a link to the Babble blog in there, so that people can use FB links to tear him up some more.)

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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Let me get this straight. He’s also pissy ‘cause he can’t send FGP (favourite golden penis) to private school so he can one up the other parents, not to mention impress the other Suburbanites. Sit at the cool kids table, as it were. I bet he was even planning to send FGP to Harvard or some other Ivy League university.
Buzzkill doesn’t give a flying fuck about his kids’ education. It’s all about bragging rights and making duhddy feel better about himself because his kids are in private school. What a pathetic sack of shit.
Oh, and dimbulb, the reason why Calgary’s population expanded so fast is because of breeding. Although no doubt you’ll blame those non-white immigrants. Douchewaffle.

“The schools are too crowded (hold on, didn't he blamed CF for schools closing down yet in this article he says that there are too many kids??? What if all the CF had kids, then you'd see crowded you putz).”
Wow, he really contradicted himself there, didn’t he? More proof that he’s just a bitter, jealous asshole. Waaaah! I can’t put my kids in private school so I can show off to my buddies and brag about what a superior parent I am!

He is a stereotypical status-obsessed Calgarian*. He is obsessed with keeping ahead of the Jones' and is pissed to find out he can't. So he blames the Smith's who were just off minding their own business and living their own (childfree) life.

I am not even sure this guy has enough self-awareness to ever hit a mid-life crisis that would have him reevaluate his view of the world or his own responsibility for his choices and life path.

*Not all Calgarians are this way, hence the "stereotypical" reference!

My freshly made video, folks!

If you have the time, that is...it's just a hair over 21 minutes. Enjoy! y

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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popcornculturejunkie
I've decided to make a YouTube video dedicated to our dear friend BuzzKill Bishop. That bastard wants attention, I'll see to it that he gets it! (I also put a link to the Babble blog in there, so that people can use FB links to tear him up some more.)

Looking forward to it.wink

Whoops, looking at date stamp we "crossed" on posting. Off to watch.

Replied to the video.

Maybe we should bombard YouTube with Buzz Bishop is a douche videos. Honestly, I've read a lot of bullshit over the years from lackwit breeders, but this one really irritated me. This is the first time I've ever read an opinion from one as to where the CF should live. I can't believe he's spending a fraction of a second thinking about complete strangers and where they live.

I love the way he tried to backtrack and say it was about two friends. No it wasn't. Or if it was, he has really bad writing skills.

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Replied to the video.

Maybe we should bombard YouTube with Buzz Bishop is a douche videos. Honestly, I've read a lot of bullshit over the years from lackwit breeders, but this one really irritated me. This is the first time I've ever read an opinion from one as to where the CF should live. I can't believe he's spending a fraction of a second thinking about complete strangers and where they live.

I love the way he tried to backtrack and say it was about two friends. No it wasn't. Or if it was, he has really bad writing skills.

Almost all of my subscribers are CF, AND I put up the link in the description. I think once my subs see it, some of them might make videos themselves. (Some of them live in Canada...)

hankyou for the view AND the response wink

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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popcornculturejunkie
My freshly made video, folks!

If you have the time, that is...it's just a hair over 21 minutes. Enjoy! y

1) i like your voice!

2) i like your hair! and glasses!

3) cool posters!

4) LOL!

also, neighborhoods w/out schools? ALL neighborhoods have schools, don't they? HE'S A RETARD.

hankyou

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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Snark Shark
also, neighborhoods w/out schools? ALL neighborhoods have schools, don't they? HE'S A RETARD.

My mom lives in a "Sun City" Retirement/Active Living community and it is for the 55+ set. I wonder if Mr. Deranged Numbnuts, aka "Buzz" will make the move as soon as he is 55 so that he can make room for the next generation of "families"?

sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
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also, neighborhoods w/out schools? ALL neighborhoods have schools, don't they? HE'S A RETARD.

My mom lives in a "Sun City" Retirement/Active Living community and it is for the 55+ set. I wonder if Mr. Deranged Numbnuts, aka "Buzz" will make the move as soon as he is 55 so that he can make room for the next generation of "families"?

I doubt it...he'll probably make a blog post about how he's being forced into such a community because he's old. He'll scream 'discrimination against seniors', forgetting how he discriminated against childfree people.

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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(Cornucopia of visual rantage: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD78oSD27mzAlVzsB0q2ibA)

I was glad to see some parunts on that post who disagreed with the author.

The rest of the parunts? Their attitude seems to be, "well, if YOU don't like my childryn misbehaving and tearing up the restaurant, then YOU stay home!!!" Really? So people who are respectful of others and know how to behave in public should be the ones who stay home?

Why? WE know how to behave, we are the ideal customers. The idea that we should expect restaurants to be some kind of hellhole full of screaming kyds is outrageous. A restaurant is not a baby-sitter a playhouse or your own home. They are there to provide food in exchange for money. No more, no less. You are there to eat, not to tear the place to the ground to entertain your chyldren.

If they want their chyldren to act like rabid crack-monkeys in their own homes, that is their choice. When they go out in public, the rules change. The basic social contract asks us to be respectful of others and conduct ourselves with the minimal amount of behavior that we are not infringing upon others.

Adults know how to conduct ourselves in public in a reasonable manner. How do we know? Our parunts taught us when we were growing up. Many parunts today don't like to or can't be bothered to do so with their chyldren. That's not our problem. I don't care if it's an adult or a chyld who is making a scene in a restaurant; both need to GTFO if they are ruining the experience for other PAYING customers.

Chyldren need to be taught to behave, be courteous and respectful of others. If parunts are going to claim they are too young to know better, then it's the parunt's obligation to remove the chyld from the situation until he/she can be taught how to behave. It's their burden, not society's.

They should be thanking us for subsidizing the education of their no-necked little sadists.

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"[GFG's pregnancy is] kind of like at the stables where that one dumb, ugly-ass mare broke out of her corral one day and got herself screwed by the equally fugly colt that was due to be gelded the same afternoon."- Shiny

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They should be thanking us for subsidizing the education of their no-necked little sadists.

They should...but it's never enough for these greedy cumstain-battered breeders. :flaming :fmbl

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Why live in a fishbowl, when you could be swimming in the ocean?

"She, and all other rabid breeders, are like crabs in a bucket headed to Red Lobster. When they see a smarter crab escaping, they try to pull it back in." - Miss Hannigan

"Yeah, that's what family is about - guilt tripping people into cleaning up someone else's mess." - mrs. chinaski

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