More Brat Nonsense

Just watched a stupid commercial for UnderJams. The announcer comes on with "Why should a kid who bedwets feel differently than one who doesn't?"

I'll tell you why, asshat! Because by about fie or six a kid should be potty traie!. If I'd been peeing the bed at even five, my mum would spanked the hell out of me.! Maybe the shame would start givig the kid the idea that he should pee before bed!

I heard somewhere that kids who wet the bed for a long time grow up to be serial killers. I'd love to say that to one of these parents just to see the look on their face.

...or other fetishes. Golden showers, anyone?

I've read that children who suffer sexual abuse wet their bed.

Since 90% child abusers are parents, uncles, grand parents,etc, we could try to suggest them a marketing strategy

"Hey I might rape my kid but I do not have to change its sheets all the time Thank you underjams!"

LOL, LMAO, Deliverance!

I don't care why a kid pisses on it's bed at 4 or 5 years old or even some of the older ones you hear about at 9 and 10. NO kid should still piss on the bed, in it's pants, or otherwise have "accidents" after the age of two, and possibly by age three for the extra lazy or the retards. If it has something wrong with it, short of being a complete paraplegic and even then they make piss bags for it, there are plenty of drugs on the market to fix it.

MOST kids piss the bed because they were allowed to guzzle sodas right before bed and then not made to at least try and pee before they get tucked in. However, judging by all of the "sensitive" commercials and the shameless open conversation about it, you would think it was like ADHD and they were proud of it because they were getting a check for the "disability" of bedwetting. I'd rather not hear about it from the parents because every time I see the kid I won't be able to think of much else than how he just lays in his own piss all night and that just grosses me out.

I wonder if they hose the piss stained kid down before setting him loose on the public? I also wonder if they just let the pee soak into the mattress or if they cover it in plastic? Either way it's nasty as hell. If they made it difficult or inconvenient for the kid, like making him get right up, take his soiled clothes and the bedding and place it in the washer, and then take a shower and remake the bed, I bet that would put a halt to the great majority of this nonsense.

My friends and I were talking about this, and our childed friends whose kid isn't potty trained at, well he's 4 now. She mentioned that she started rewetting the bed a couple years after she'd been fully potty trained, she was like 5 or 6. Her parents did take her to a specialist and they learned that in her sleep, she wasn't sensitive to her bladder's fullness and would just keep sleeping until she wet the bed. She wasn't abused, and as far as I know is not a serial killer. Through behavioral therapy, a pad with electro sensors that would beep and wake her up when it would get moist. She was able to retrain her body to be more sensitive to her bladder while sleeping.

That said, she also wasn't going to or having sleep overs at that time. Which I think plays a bigger role in the embarassment than your parents. Kids will gleefully mock a child beyond a certain age who wets the bed, parents generally don't.

We still don't know why the 4 year old isn't potty trained, most bets are on "he's kind of slow". My bet is, the stay at home Duh is doing a crappy job.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

This is a tough balance- on one hand, I would tend to feel sorry for most creatures who sit in their own waste.

On the other hand, children completely repulse me, which wouldn't be an issue were it not for the majority of parents, so it's easy to feel divided.

I don't feel happy knowing any creature is sitting in it's own waste either, but if they are physically able to pull down their britches and piss on the sofa or the floor at will like this kid, then I have the perfect and humane solution: Lock the kid in her room with her vinyl tiled floor, her plastic toys, plastic sheets, bread and water and for the guilt ridden types perhaps a Sponge Bob DVD and a fruit roll up or something, and show her where a change of clothes and a box of butt wipes are kept and let HER make the choice. Does she want to sit in her own piss or take some responsibity and clean herself up and/or stop this willful pissfest?

I say she should leave it up to the kid and absolve herself of the responsibilty and headache of this ridiculous power play and passive aggressive behavior. I absolutely would not put up with this in my home. Even my cats don't piss on my furniture and they SURE don't sit in the floor in their own piss and wallow around in it. MY GOD that is one gross kid. Anyway, that's what I would do if I had a kid pissing in my house for any length of time, like even for the day or night.

Kman and MWR, you guys are BAD! No wonder I love this place!!!

LMAO!!!!

MerlynHerne Wrote:
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> > I'll tell you why, asshat! Because by about fie or
> six a kid should be potty traie!.

But many parunts these days disagree. They think its perfectly normal for a 4 or 5 year old to not be potty trained...or even weaned from the breast.

casseyrod Wrote:
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> MerlynHerne Wrote:
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> > > I'll tell you why, asshat! Because by about
> fie or
> > six a kid should be potty traie!.
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> But many parunts these days disagree. They think
> its perfectly normal for a 4 or 5 year old to not
> be potty trained...or even weaned from the breast.


I wasn't aware JUST how true casseyrod's statement here was until I inadvertantly landed on one of the breeder "extended breastfeeding and attachment parenting" sites. You know how some sites have these pop up ads that post "related" sites at random based on keywords? Well, that's how I found kellymom dot com. There are literally THOUSANDS of members, all women of course, who let the kids breatsfeed until IT is ready to stop which could be eight years old, or older. They "co-sleep", aka let the whole gang sleep in the "marital bed", etc..........It is absolutely appalling and pretty good entertainment style reading if you get bored and can't sleep at night.

Also, it gives enough material with the potty training posts and other topics including, "tandem breastfeeding", BF in public, homeschooling, sleeping with the kids and all of the whiny posts about how hubby doesn't understand, and all kinds of posts asking for advice from other moos about kids pissing in the corners to mark territory, pulling on their nipples in public when they are 5 years old, to the cute little thinks kids do like name their breasts things like "nursies" and LOTS of other stomch wrenching shit etc.......to keep ALL childfree boards overflowing with new topics for years to come.