I hate the Etrade baby.

I'm sorry, that's not strong enough....I simply loathe that odious computer generated shitloaf and am completely baffled as to how this is an appropriate way of marketing an adult activity like...trading stocks? What's next? A prosti-tot spokeswoman for your local strip joint?

I just hate it so much.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

Oh! I recently saw a poster of this baybee in an E*Trade office window!
It's like, "Hey get into trading stocks to give your famblee everything they don't need."

The first thing I thought of when I saw that poster was that day trader in Atlanta who killed his wife and two kids with a hammer then shot and killed people at an office.