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Boy, 10, turns mom in for making phony money

Posted by catmeow 
Boy, 10, turns mom in for making phony money
July 31, 2008
BAKERSFIELD, Calif.—A Bakersfield woman faces charges that she counterfeited money and identification cards after her 10-year-old son turned her in to authorities.

According to Kern County Superior Court records, the boy gave sheriff's deputies phony money last month that his mother created. The child told investigators she also had a computer that makes fake ID cards.

Deputies executing a search warrant seized computer disks, scanners and printers.

The thirty-year-old woman is due in court Friday. She faces several charges, including possessing equipment to commit forgery.

Deputies said she was arrested July 4 and posted $50,000 bail the same day.

Keep working more hours, CF people! Millions of breeders depend on us.
While I don't condone counterfeiting or other criminal activity, that kid was an asshole for turning in his own mother. It is crystal clear to me what happened. He was probably fine and dandy until moomie crossed him by not letting him stay up all night or sell crack on the street corner in a last ditch effort to be a decent parent. The little bastard no doubt has NO idea what he has done. HE THINKS he got mommy in trouble, she will come home and be sorry, and make up for crossing him by giving him anything he wants.

However, we all know he has no know father, so he will wind up in a foster care home and labeled as "special needs" because of his age and background if for no other reason, and my guess there ARE other "special needs". Moomie will get 1-10 in federal prison, which will probably be like a vacation to her after dealing with the pressure of crime and dealing with THAT kid and likely others she has spawned with various baby daddy. He will get to live on what the foster parents choose to meter out to him and have to share it with 8-10 other equally pathetic and stupid little bastards.

What a stupid little SOB, but the media will likely play him up as a child with a conscience, rather than for the rat bastard he really is by narcking on mom. He should fit in nicely with the local gangs when he is older, as I am sure they will trust him as being loyal when he ratted out his own mom. I see his estimated lifespan as being possibly 14 or 15.
When I taught school and we would do drug education there would always be some kid that would tell the class about how his/her moo or duh smoked pot. I used to just think, "That's the only way they can deal with having you for a child." Did they actaully think I was going to turn their parent in if I saw no signs of abuse or neglect?
Waddya bet there's no other family around to look after the little delinquent-in-trainging while moo is in lockdown? "Junior, meet your new foster day. His name is Chester. Chester Molester."
Oops. I meant "foster DADDY". Duh.
In some cities several years ago school authorities were trying to encourage kyds to report their parents for drug "problems" to "get help for the parents". The problem is that the "help" involved law enforcement first, of course.

This whole topic is scary, and if you want to know where it will eventually lead, google the name "Pavlik Morozov".
Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for making phony money
August 04, 2008
Wow. Good for him. Hopefully he can find himself some real parents.
jessie reed
Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for making phony money
September 23, 2008
I would just like to start out by saying I am appalled by your comments . I am that mother that her son told on I am not mad nor am I hurt I just want everyone to know my son was feeling lost and was told by grandmother and local law enforcement agencies that he would get his mommy some help from the drugs she was on and she wouldn't get no jail time so I feel you have no rights to place a judgmental statement like that about my son which is a very loving caring child that was concerned about his mother.thank you and next time you feel like casting judgement look yourself in the mirror and count your faults before you judge someone elses.

may God bless you and all those out there judging others.
I will pray for all of you and have a nice day.


sincerely jessie reed
jessie reed
Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for making phony money
September 23, 2008
Well I would comment but i just hope you learn what your knees are for because i dont think your god so when did you get appointed the judge jury or prosecutor. So next time you go to cast judgement on anything pick up a bible and read a verse or two . those who cast judgement before me shall be judged in the end . So god bless you and yours .



sincerely that mother,

Jessie Reed
jessie reed
Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for making phony money
September 23, 2008
to Whom you are I really hope you visit a church soon for satin has a hold on your heart and your mouth .I feel like you are angry about something your mama did to you and are taking it out my son and our family . so I 'll pray for you and yours and by the way my child has a loving father


Sincerely Jessie Reed]
Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for making phony money
September 23, 2008
Jessiereed, your post is illiterate. Did you graduate from high school? Did you get a college degree? If so, would you please re-phrase your illiterate ramblings into a coherent English sentence to that the rest of us on this forum could respond to you?

Hey, don't take my word for it; examine your own post: "I would just like to start out by saying I am appalled by your comments . I am that mother that her son told on I am not mad nor am I hurt I just want everyone to know my son was feeling lost and was told by grandmother and local law enforcement agencies that he would get his mommy some help from the drugs she was on and she wouldn't get no jail time so I feel you have no rights to place a judgmental statement like that about my son which is a very loving caring child that was concerned about his mother" This is not good English. Please break up this logorrhea into coherent sentences.

You're clearly a clueless trailer-trash apologist for a worthless druggy shit. Wow, how cool. Are you satisfied with your sorry life? Is this the most you aspired to, when you were a child? Do you plan to go down in history as someone connected to this shitty child? What an accomplishment. Childfree people I know are writing books, taking trips, and having fun. Too bad for you that the only significant event in your sorry life is messin' with this loser kid. You suck! You are dull and boring and a loser! Poor sucky moo!
Jessie,

I happen to be a legal, card carrying, medical cannabis patient in the state of California.

I want to say a couple of things here. One, I am not a parent, nor do I ever plan on becoming one. Two, 99% of the problems I have seen at our cannabis dispensaries come from breeders such as yourself, breeders that have to bring their kids along, not keep their cannabis locked up away from their kids, or smoking their medicine in front of the kids. You ruin it for everyone that has fought for legal and safe access to medical cannabis. So please fuck off and die now, thnx.
The great things about this board are: it's free, and we're all anonymous here, meaning that any man/woman can post stuff up using ANY NAME OR HANDLE. Thus, this 'Jessie Reed' could in fact be ANYONE!
Whoever she/he/it is, this creature is illiterate and has no use for grammar or spelling. Methinks her Moo and Duh didn't raise her right...
Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for making phony money
September 24, 2008
"Jessie',(assuming that's your real name)

I too am appalled and for several reasons;

1)That you might be out of jail already or had a dealer or accomplice post bond with illegally obtained money.
2)That the jail is letting you use a computer to play around on the world wide web at tax payer's expense and do so after 9pm Pacific time no less, when you should be in lockdown with lights out.
3)That you would allow yourself to become addicted to drugs with at least one minor child living in your home, thereby at best being a neglectful mother.
4)That you would run a funny money printing business AND let a 10 y/o be aware of that AND your drug abuse.
5)That you are so concerned about what people who you don't even know are saying about you that you would take the time to research it and then post assinine comments to boards and forums across the WWW, when you CLEARLY have more important things to worry about, like your child and upcoming court dates, no doubt.
6)That you would get all religious on us and use the cliche' and predictable "God bless you" nonsense when it's OBVIOUS you are not a very religious person, judging by your actions.
7)That you didn't raise your son with any more common sense than to understand that mee maw wanted your ass in jail and it had NOTHING to do with her desire to help you get off of drugs.
8)That you would judge us for being judgemental when it's YOUR face plastered all over the internet for running a counterfeit ring and doing drugs and God knows what else in front of your child.
9) That you would presume to tell us you are not "mad or hurt" that your kid turned you in, like we care or that it even matters how YOU feel. What how your KID feels?
10) That you would tell US to learn what our "knees are for", like we really want to spend our life on them like you probably have, and I don't mean praying.

As for the part about advising us to pick up a bible or "read a verse or two", nonsense, I would suggest that you take your own advice. The part where it says, "THOU SHALT NOT STEAL" might be a good place for you to start. There's also some good stuff in there about being a good mother, not lying, not fornicating, paying taxes, self control, wasting time, over indulgence, resisting temptation, and paying for your crimes. You seem to know The Bible backwards and forwards, judging by your astute biblical commentary, so you can probably find those scriptures with ease. It doesn't set too well with me for a CRIMINAL and a SORRY mother to tell ME to read The Bible, what a fucking hypocrite you are. Go and cross yourself, because I don't need you to pray for me NOR do I need YOU to bless me. As for us being your "judge and jury", some of us DO live in California, so you may just get your wish.

God Bless


P.S. Were the phony ID's you sold for minors to be able to illegally buy cigarettes/porno/alcohol, for criminals to evade capture, for dead beat parents to beat the rap, for fraudulent welfare claims, to aid illegals to infiltrate our country, or just for whomever handed over the cash?
Anonymous User
Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for making phony money
September 24, 2008
This breeder twat is an idiot and BORING!! BLAH BLAH BLAH this bible kook needs to kill herself
Anonymous User
Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for making phony money
September 24, 2008
To J.S.
It is obvious why you turned to breaking the law and damaging other people. What you have written would get a resume (if you know what that is) shit-canned so fast you wouldn't even be out the door before it happened.
Second: as such, you are a typical incompetent who went the breeder route. (Please don't yap that he turned abusive, he walked out. etc etc etc. My guess is whatever piece of shit you picked as a sperm donor was a piece of shit before you spread and sprogged.)
Third: Why did you even come here? Coming to a place like this to blatt your so called woes is like tossing a chicken in amongst wolves. You may think you are coming across as the noble moo but all of us think you are a cretan. Your pathetic attempt to avoid any culpability or consequence for your mis-behaviour is laughable. Pray for yourself: you need it worse than we do. You made your bed, lie in it. Once you decided to act the way you did (and this is a choice as all the dumb-ass choices you have made up til now) opened you up for whatever snarking and sniping you have received.
Your English stinks, your grammar is worse, and your punctuation leaves much to be desired.. Put some effort into educationg yourself other than trying to bolster your welfare check with illegal activities that only benefit other parasites, or wanna-be parasites.
Oh, and one last thought: I pity that child stuck with a moo-whore like you who tries to justify law-breaking. Fine example you are.
Idiot.
I want to know if she made bail with real money, or the phony stuff...
Anonymous User
Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for making phony money
September 24, 2008
Hey Jessie, where are you? You posted twice with your pious bleatings...
Come back and defend yourself some more..
Nothing like the sacred moo. They can do no wrong, when they are caught doing wrong, they spout platitudes and blame everyone else, and (wrongly) demand that no one judge them. Baloney. If there was no judgement, this would be a total chaotic anarchy. Heck, we seem to be going in that direction anyway.
heck Jessie, you are an entitlement moo. Everyone has to pay for your stupidity & cupidity.
I repeat: why the bloody hell did you come here in the first place?
Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for making phony money
September 24, 2008
2 cents,

My guess is that it will take her MONTHS to research all of the comments that people around the globe have made about her due to her criminal behavior and her kyd turning her in. Afterall, she obviously doesn't work, not at a legitimate job anyway, so she has plenty of time to surf the net while she is out on bail. Maybe by the time she makes her rounds to the thousands of other forums and comment sections of newspapers, she will be back in handcuffs and serving time like she deserves. I don't expect we will hear from her again as she undoubtedly has a LOT of research to do regarding locating comments and responding with stupid answers and soliciting sympathy. Either that, or she will be strung out on her illegal drug of choice and not have the coordination to even do a Google search.
Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for making phony money
September 24, 2008
That's what this bitch moo gets for being pathetic white trash. Wonderful--mawmaw is pissed at moo so she suckers the kid into ratting on moo.

Her posts are illiterateand just flat-out pathetic. What did she expect for answers when she posted on here? And I, too would love to know what she's doing online late at night when she ought to be in lockdown.
Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for making phony money
September 24, 2008
jessie reed Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I would just like to start out by saying I am
> appalled by your comments . I am that mother that
> her son told on I am not mad nor am I hurt I just
> want everyone to know my son was feeling lost and
> was told by grandmother and local law enforcement
> agencies that he would get his mommy some help
> from the drugs she was on and she wouldn't get no
> jail time so I feel you have no rights to place a
> judgmental statement like that about my son which
> is a very loving caring child that was concerned
> about his mother.thank you and next time you feel
> like casting judgement look yourself in the
> mirror and count your faults before you judge
> someone elses.
>
> may God bless you and all those out there judging
> others.
> I will pray for all of you and have a nice day.
>
>
> sincerely jessie reed

How the hell did you find us, you illiterate loser? You have more important concerns than googling your arrest.
Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for making phony money
September 24, 2008
jessie reed Wrote:
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> Well I would comment but i just hope you learn
> what your knees are for because i dont think your
> god so when did you get appointed the judge jury
> or prosecutor. So next time you go to cast
> judgement on anything pick up a bible and read a
> verse or two . those who cast judgement before me
> shall be judged in the end . So god bless you and
> yours .
>
>
>
> sincerely that mother,
>
> Jessie Reed

I refuse to kneel before something that exists only in your mind. Please, try your guilt trip using logic and reason.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me
Anonymous User
Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for making phony money
September 24, 2008
Feh Wrote:
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> jessie reed Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Well I would comment but i just hope you learn
> > what your knees are for because i dont think
> your
> > god so when did you get appointed the judge
> jury
> > or prosecutor. So next time you go to cast
> > judgement on anything pick up a bible and read
> a
> > verse or two . those who cast judgement before
> me
> > shall be judged in the end . So god bless you
> and
> > yours .
> >
> >
> >
> > sincerely that mother,
> >
> > Jessie Reed
>
> I refuse to kneel before something that exists
> only in your mind. Please, try your guilt trip
> using logic and reason.


Hard to tell what she meant anyway due to the atrocious grammar.
Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for making phony money
September 24, 2008
,
two cents ¢¢ Wrote:
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> Feh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > jessie reed Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Well I would comment but i just hope you
> learn
> > > what your knees are for because i dont think
> > your
> > > god so when did you get appointed the judge
> > jury
> > > or prosecutor. So next time you go to cast
> > > judgement on anything pick up a bible and
> read
> > a
> > > verse or two . those who cast judgement
> before
> > me
> > > shall be judged in the end . So god bless you
> > and
> > > yours .
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > sincerely that mother,
> > >
> > > Jessie Reed
> >
> > I refuse to kneel before something that exists
> > only in your mind. Please, try your guilt trip
> > using logic and reason.
>
>
> Hard to tell what she meant anyway due to the
> atrocious grammar.

I couldn't tell actually, I just saw the words "kneel" and "god" and went on my experience that when someone uses those two words, they're judging you and expecting to feel all bad and scared and start praying right away. However, when you don't believe in god, shit like that isn't scary in the least...just pathetic. Keep clutching the fuzzy security blanket of God, and you'll never have to be responsible for yourself.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me
Re: Boy, 10, turns mom in for making phony money
September 24, 2008
I don't understand why she started her SECOND comment out with, "well I would comment but......". If she already HAD made a comment a few minutes prior to the second comment, why would she say that she "would" comment and then say, "but"????? BUT WHAT? "I would comment but I already have, so I am not going to comment..." but yet she has commented,TWICE. That just doesn't make any sense at all. Maybe they haven't shipped her off to drug rehab yet. That would explain the incoherency and the delusional "God" references coming from someone who has more sins than than sense.
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