What a nice gift

My husband's birthday was a couple of weeks ago, not that we expect a gift from his useless breederific sister, but a nice Happy Birthday, that isn't centered around her useless ass would have been polite.
Instead she arrives late as usual for lunch, and brings a gigantic stuffed animal with a balloon tied around it's neck that says , I am pregnant. How freakin selfish is it to make a scene like that at your brother's birthday luncheon? She then proceeded to shake and cry and scream about how all of her dreams are coming true and she can't wait to be a mommy.

Funny thing is she has been so sick she can't sit up. She is of course bitching about it and the smell of food makes her sick, so we both made it a point to stop by while eating smelly food and then watched her run for the bathroom. Mean but fun!Making her sick was the most fun I had that whole day. It was so much fun I cam back that afternoon and it again.

annie35 Wrote:
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> Funny thing is she has been so sick she can't sit
> up. She is of course bitching about it and the
> smell of food makes her sick, so we both made it a
> point to stop by while eating smelly food and
> then watched her run for the bathroom. Mean but
> fun!Making her sick was the most fun I had that
> whole day. It was so much fun I cam back that
> afternoon and it again.


hahaaaaahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa
attention moo

p.s.: reminds me of a segment I read from 'the baby trap' (that all of us have noticed for the most part).. all the attention getting crap, including making stuff up..

annie35 Wrote:
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> My husband's birthday was a couple of weeks ago,
> not that we expect a gift from his useless
> breederific sister, but a nice Happy Birthday,
> that isn't centered around her useless ass would
> have been polite.
> Instead she arrives late as usual for lunch, and
> brings a gigantic stuffed animal with a balloon
> tied around it's neck that says , I am pregnant.
>
AAAUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH runs screaming

Rose Red Wrote:
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> annie35 Wrote:
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> > My husband's birthday was a couple of weeks
> ago,
> > not that we expect a gift from his useless
> > breederific sister, but a nice Happy Birthday,
> > that isn't centered around her useless ass
> would
> > have been polite.
> > Instead she arrives late as usual for lunch,
> and
> > brings a gigantic stuffed animal with a balloon
> > tied around it's neck that says , I am
> pregnant.
> >
> AAAUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH runs
> screaming



I want to punch her so bad. I was so pissed off at her. She thinks she is the first useless bitch to squeeze out a soul sucking idiot.

annie35 Wrote:
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> Rose Red Wrote:
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> > annie35 Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > My husband's birthday was a couple of weeks
> > ago,
> > > not that we expect a gift from his useless
> > > breederific sister, but a nice Happy
> Birthday,
> > > that isn't centered around her useless ass
> > would
> > > have been polite.
> > > Instead she arrives late as usual for lunch,
> > and
> > > brings a gigantic stuffed animal with a
> balloon
> > > tied around it's neck that says , I am
> > pregnant.
> > >
> > AAAUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH runs
> > screaming
>
>
>
> I want to punch her so bad. I was so pissed off at
> her. She thinks she is the first useless bitch to
> squeeze out a soul sucking idiot.

DON'T THEY ALL SWEETHEART. THEY INVENTED IT, YA KNOW.

What a fucking selfish, self-centered cunt.

what is it about breeders that makes them think they are original and should be whorshipped for being so unique and special

NEWS FLASH BREEDERS, there are 7 billion people on then planet (to quote Elaine on Seinfeld "its been done to death")


Fleas give birth

12 year old girls give birth

ITS NOT SPECIAL

KidFreeLuvnLife Wrote:
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> What a fucking selfish, self-centered cunt.

Oh, my ; )

I was suprised MIL is against this pregnancy and not happy because of the living situation they are in and how they are having this baby on welfare because they don't have insurance.
SIL gets pissed when you call it welfare, but that is what it is.

Annie, is this the same SIL who found out she has fertility problems and invited everyone to her doctor visits to "show their support"?

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"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell"

:eatu

I think I could suggest some more food smells that would definitely have her running for the bathroom,as a Southern girl,there is a whole list,the least of which is collard greens.You don't have eat them,just let the smell...assault her "delicate senses" *eyeroll*.

What an rude,classless,selfish bitch...but no big shock.Sorry she ruined your husband's birthday.

But don't worry,her life is going to be sucked out of her from oh,conception 'til God knows how long.Fucking parasites....

I think it's in EXTREMELY poor taste to "rain on someone's parade", so to speak. Examples would be announcing your own new promotion at someone's retirement party, announcing your own acceptance into an Ivy League college at someone else's high school graduation party, announcing your engagement at a wedding, etc.....This is no different. It's selfish and rude and shows that she has no manners. In addition, under the circumstances it's certainly NOTHING to be giddy about.

Damn, it requires a special kind of selfishness -- the kind only Moomies and wanna-Moos possess -- to commandeer your own sibling's birthday celebration to announce the end of her life.

But a big "LOL" for, as Redlocks put it, "assaulting her delicate senses". Serves teh bitch right for hijacking the celebration for the sake of her soon-to-be-gaing snatch. May I suggest eating soy sauce around her sometime? I don't know about anyone else, but when I'm on the verge of horking, nothing quite churns the tummy acids like a potent whiff of soy sauce (especially after cooking). It tastes lovely, but smells really bad.

When I am nauseated, the smell of cabbage and ham cooking will send whatever liquids are in my body hurling. Why not make a nice cabbage and ham casserole for her and then just toss it in the oven on bake before you leave? The smell will linger for days, as an added bonus.

A big onion fried in sausage grease might sound good to her, too.

Sometimes perfume makes preggos sick. Many years ago I wore a fragrance that my roommate liked just fine. After she got preggo, she hated the smell of the fragrance. Couldn't stand it. Maybe find a perfume the SIL hates and wear it around her. Maybe a nice gourmand/oriental fragrance like Shalimar, IDK.

One word....chitlins.Seriously

You should send her a nice fruit basket to congratulate her for not using birth control.
I suggest durians.

Redlocks Wrote:
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> One word....chitlins.Seriously


OH GOD YES!!!! There is no more smell more vile and nauseating than chitlins boiling to clean the shit off the intestines, except for perhaps the left over water if it sits a few days and starts to workin'. eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww.

When her birthday rolls around, bring her one shingle or a section of downspout with a Mylar balloon on it upon which you have written with a magic marker, "WE REMODELED!"

Gush over the remodeling and redirect the conversation at every opportunity. Example: "That's interesting about the ultrasound. That reminds me, our contractor had a new ultrasound studfinder that he used to find the studs in the wall for the new bookcases--it's really cool, it's wireless and all." Or "Yeah-prenatal vitamins--that reminds me, we now put all our vitamins in the new cherrywood cabinets in the kitchen." Or "Uh-huh, booties--did I mention our new closet has allowed me to buy 40 new pairs of Manolo Blahniks? Like these right here--aren't they awesome? I'm so thankful--we never could have done any of that if we were on welfare."

Deliverance Wrote:
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> You should send her a nice fruit basket to
> congratulate her for not using birth control.
> I suggest durians.


SNORT.

married with rabbits Wrote:
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> clematis Wrote:
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> > When her birthday rolls around, bring her one
> > shingle or a section of downspout with a Mylar
> > balloon on it upon which you have written with
> a
> > magic marker, "WE REMODELED!"
>
> Fuck yes!

you guys are on a roll. Send her a bloody cow's heart with "surgery successful!"

Redlocks Wrote:
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> I think I could suggest some more food smells that
> would definitely have her running for the
> bathroom,as a Southern girl,there is a whole
> list,the least of which is collard greens.You
> don't have eat them,just let the smell...assault
> her "delicate senses" *eyeroll*.
>
> What an rude,classless,selfish bitch...but no big
> shock.Sorry she ruined your husband's birthday.
>
> But don't worry,her life is going to be sucked
> out of her from oh,conception 'til God knows how
> long.Fucking parasites...

More suggestions: seafood comes to mind immediatly of course.
And don't forget cheeeeese!!!! Unfortunately Liederkranz is extinct, but there are plenty of other more offensive olfactory assaultive frommage out there.