http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/18/fugitive.mom.ap/index.html
In another prime example of the stellar parents raising the next generation, this woman was busted for selling heroin at 19 and broke out of jail after serving less than one year of a 10 to 20 year sentence (her grandfather helped her break out-must run in the family). She then runs off to California, finds some sucker to marry, and settles down in suburbia and has three kids. Now, she's 'uncomfortable' with the treatment she's getting in jail-seems there isn't too much love in prison for spoiled yuppie moos from SoCal.
Want to avoid jail? In the immortal words of Jim Carrey in "Liar Liar", "STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!!!" Seriously, this bitch gets no sympathy from me, yet what do you want to bet she'll get what she wants by playing the (wealthy suburban) Mommy card? Ick.
