1146 Brittany Sculpture Update

In my mind the special phrase "stay-at-home-dad" equates to "I'm really, really lazy, so while my wife is working I park the kids in front of the TV while I sit in front of my computer looking at porn and squirting off knuckle babies." I only say this because my neighbor across the street is a stay-at home duhddy. He is the LAZIEST motherfucker I've ever met, and his 2 daughters are the loudest, rudest little boogar pickers I've ever had the displeasure to meet. He has the shittiest looking lawn in the neighborhood, because his wife, who works about 180 hours a week to support his sorry ass, has to mow it on her little bit of free time off. She takes the trash out too, and probably changes his shitty diaper.
The sculpture frightens me. I'm glad we didn't see the back end of her in the picture. She's probably heaving out a deuce of a turd back there.

The gross thing is that they are trying to sexualize something that shoudn't. It's gross as hell.