The Onion and a toadler

http://www.theonion.com/article/2-year-old-unaware-hes-basis-6-couples-decisions-n-55166

Toadler is the cause of six couples deciding to be CF. The onion is great

When my 'infamous Nephew' was a toadler... he was the last straw in our decision to be CF. So send in the mighty toadler invasion and more and more CF's will suddenly emerge. LOL Maybe not... but it did the trick for us.