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Posted by KidFreeLuvnLife 
Join with me in celebrating..................
September 29, 2008
Saturday nite hubby and I were at a party. His cell phone rings.

Hubby: Hello?
Caller: Dude! (followed by voracious giggling, loud music and lots of hoot-n-nanny) I got my grapes snipped yesterday!!!!!
Hubby: Oh man, (laughs) congrads dude!
Caller: Yea, it's great, now I don't have to worry about some bitch tryin' to trap me. No fuckin' kids for me!!!!

In short, my husband's brother had a vasectomy Friday!!! Hubby had one 19 years ago.
Re: Join with me in celebrating..................
September 29, 2008
Dude, you ROCK! Congrats!!!:sw
Anonymous User
Re: Join with me in celebrating..................
September 29, 2008
to your bil :yr:baldrinking coffee
Re: Join with me in celebrating..................
September 29, 2008
Congrats! I am glad for your brother and delighted he can no longer get oopsed!
KFLL, Your brother's sperm can be still in there even you get a snip. It'll take 3-6 months to clean out and then when the sperm count reach to zero, you're bruv become 100% Oops Resistance.

Again I am very happy for your brother.

"God bless vasectomy".

I recommend to every man who do not want kids.
Re: Join with me in celebrating..................
September 29, 2008
married with rabbits Wrote:
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> Wonderful!! My bil is about to have one, too. His
> wife is unable to carry but can get pregnant, not
> a good combo (I don't even think they want kids
> anyway). Doctors refuse to touch her plumbing so
> bil will get the snip snip.

This type of stuff pisses me off. Even when its unhealthy for the woman to get pregnant the doctors refuse to sterilize her. WHAT'S THE POINT?!?!?

Congrats to your brother-in-law. It's very smart of him to take his fate into his own hands, since we all know how untrustworthy these moo brains can be.
Anonymous User
Re: Join with me in celebrating..................
September 29, 2008
Congrats on the snippage.

Do you ever go to a restaurant where they want to know if your celebrating anything.. well, my b/f standard reply is "Yes, we are celebrating the anniversary of my vasectomy". We like to throw it in as idle chit chat with the waitress even if they don't ask if it's a special occasion. It usually leaves them confused on what to say!

I got very lucky with the guy I have, he was snipped before I met him.
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