Ma Duggar Knocked Up With Shitling #18

canned soup as a main ingredient in every dish.
I wonder what Thanksgiving is like in that compound? Do they actually have a turkey or just casseroles with cream soups?

clematis Wrote:
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> CHICKEN & NOODLES
> 8 cans cream of chicken soup
> 10 T. Mex. chicken boullion
> 17 c. water
> 1 onion chopped (or 1 T. onion powder)
> 4-5 bags egg noodles
> chunks cooked chicken (optional)
> pepper to taste
> Boil Soup, Boullion, Water, & Onion. Boil 5 min.
> Add Noodles & chicken. Pepper either in pot or at
> table. Yummy!
>
> I think they should give this one a French name to
> hint at the nuanced cooking required.
>
> These people would die if there was a canned soup
> shortage.


The chicken is optional in a dish called "Chicken & Noodles?" Yeah, I guess cooking the chicken is hard work.

I'd hate to see what her cooter looks like! *shudder*

clematis Wrote:
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> Hm, why don't they put her on fertility treatments
> so she can start spewing batches of five and six
> of them at a time? More efficient. Just a
> suggestion.


Shhhh! Don't give them any ideas! :lips

Merlyn, that is a scary, scary thought! You know Jim Bob probably has to tie a rope around his waist so someone can come to his rescue if he falls deep into its cavernous, extra-stretchy depths!

Oh dear, look at the poor hapless girl who will be the broodsow for the Duggar's oldest son. She has that brain-dead fundie look on her face - like she just got done eating a barrel full of paint chips.

I'm sure if little ol' Anna doesn't get knocked up on the honeymoon night, she'll be thrown head-first into the 'prayer closet' while the rest of the Duggar cult pelt her with cans of cream soup.

Did anyone read the "About the Duggar Family" bit on their website?

Then, Michelle went back on the pill, but she conceived and had a miscarriage. At that point they talked with a Christian medical doctor and read the fine print in the contraceptives package. They found that while taking the pill you can get pregnant and then miscarry. They were grieved! They were Christians! They were pro-life! They realized that their selfish actions had taken the life of their child.

CherryBlossom Wrote:
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> Did anyone read the "About the Duggar Family" bit
> on their website?
>
> Then, Michelle went back on the pill, but she
> conceived and had a miscarriage. At that point
> they talked with a Christian medical doctor and
> read the fine print in the contraceptives package.
> They found that while taking the pill you can get
> pregnant and then miscarry. They were grieved!
> They were Christians! They were pro-life! They
> realized that their selfish actions had taken the
> life of their child.
>
>




This is the shit about fundies that makes me wanna HURL!

Hell, the one that miscarried was the lucky one!

The other night that the Duggar Show was premiering, there was a show on the The Lowing Channel called "Kids by the Dozen" and there was a family with 13 kids. I was channel flipping back and forth to Animal Cops Houston on the Animal Planet and of course there was some animal hoarder having their 7 or 8 dogs confiscated (with good reason) and it got me to thinking, why is it not legal to keep 13 dogs in the house but you can keep as many children in a house and no on says anything. I know when you get 13 dogs in a house the filth is great b/c usually these hoarders aren't the cleanest but aren't children harder to keep than dogs? Don't they create ungodly filth as well?

I just found it ironic that if you have too many dogs in a house the authorities step in but don't say a word if you have too many children.

I was reading Mama Duggar's recipes and it must be an Ohio thing since that's where she and I are both from but her recipe for lasagna called for ungodly amounts of cottage cheese. I don't know who thought up that Cottage cheese was a good substitute for Ricotta cheese.

What a sow.

She'd probably grow two rows of teats down her fat belly.

RatsNotBrats Wrote:
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>
> I'm sure if little ol' Anna doesn't get knocked up
> on the honeymoon night, she'll be thrown
> head-first into the 'prayer closet' while the rest
> of the Duggar cult pelt her with cans of cream
> soup.

TOO FUNNY

As i said b4, i hope some of the daughters grow up and get into porn and become gang bang queens, but the parents will say "it was gawds will" or "gawd works in mysterious ways"

I hate that sicko family

Hell, I just hope a couple of the daughters (or sons, for that matter) manage to break away from the brainwashing and learn to think for themselves. I'd like to see a couple of them at least get away from the all-encompassing 'Duggar Compound' and experience life through their own eyes instead of their parents' eyes. Of course, it's unlikely any of the sons will break away from that....they've been told their entire lives that they are the 'spiritual leaders of the household' and that women exist to be their docile, baby-making, casserole-serving, underwear-washing slaves. If anyone gets away from that, it will hopefully be a few of the daughters who want to know what a life apart from being a broodsow is like.

Of course, that's probably Satan talking through me. Riiiight.

RatsNotBrats Wrote:
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> Hell, I just hope a couple of the daughters (or
> sons, for that matter) manage to break away from
> the brainwashing and learn to think for
> themselves. I'd like to see a couple of them at
> least get away from the all-encompassing 'Duggar
> Compound' and experience life through their own
> eyes instead of their parents' eyes. Of course,
> it's unlikely any of the sons will break away from
> that....they've been told their entire lives that
> they are the 'spiritual leaders of the household'
> and that women exist to be their docile,
> baby-making, casserole-serving, underwear-washing
> slaves. If anyone gets away from that, it will
> hopefully be a few of the daughters who want to
> know what a life apart from being a broodsow is
> like.
>
> Of course, that's probably Satan talking through
> me. Riiiight.

tha's what i told my husband last night- here's to hoping one of the older ones will head to the city and disappear. Make his own way.

These kids will never move to the city, I live about 20 miles from them and this place is religious breeder hell.


Must have babies by 18 or you are a lesbian. Lesbians are bad and must be burned in ceremony to cleanse them of sins.



I have 4 classmates who are 37 and grandmoo's, they think it is great.
I say pathetic and trashy.

37-year-old grandmoos? Pathetic and trashy indeed. My MIL is 47 and a grandmoo and I thought THAT was trashy! These cows have her beat.

Fucking religious breeders. Take your fucking Bible and your fucking broods and go found yourself a national homeland for FREAKS! Idaho's a-callin'! Soooooo-Weeeeeeee!

You know one thing that especially irks me about the fundie-breeder types? This ludicrous idea that "These kids were a personal gift from God." See, I find that hilarious - because if there were such a thing as immaculate conception, I might believe that God had something to do with it. However, that's not quite how it works. Reproduction has nothing to do with a deity and everything to do with biology. There is some effort involved here on the part of the parents, but they manage to whitewash all of that and chalk it all up to the involvement of God.

Unprotected sex ----> Sperm meeting egg ----> Fetus ----> Birth of genetic copy of parents. At no time is there any sort of 'gift giving' by God.
It's as if these breeders think that if they just stand there and say, "God, give me a child!" that all of a sudden there miraculously appears a fetus in the womb. Uh, no - you still have to lay there and have your "sinless" missionary sex in order for this to happen. But they conveniently leave that part out of the equation and say that they were 'given' these children. You know, fundies - atheists have kids, too. I'm willing to bet even devil worshippers can get pregnant. Oh, but I guess that was just a random stroke of luck or Satan or the sun and has nothing to do with the fact that two people just had some sex.

Good GODS she's a stupid cunt. I checked out her pathetic recipe page. First off, that's shit you'd serve in a soup kitchen, not to growing kids.

Secondly, for somebody that is Homeskooling her kids, she sure as shit is dumb as a box of freaking hair. So many improper spelling, and punctuation and grammar usages, it's unreal.

Glad to see her kids are learning from the best. I guess when your future is staying home and breeding, it really doesn't matter.

KidFreeLuvnLife Wrote:
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> Good GODS she's a stupid cunt. I checked out her
> pathetic recipe page. First off, that's shit
> you'd serve in a soup kitchen, not to growing
> kids.
>
> come on, you wouldn't eat that slop? didja nootice how the fiancee is wearing THE SAME THING AS THE DUGGAR SPERM DONOR?

I'd love to beat her to death with a baby.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

RatsNotBrats said, "Of course, that's probably Satan talking through me. Riiiight."

To paraphrase Bobcat Goldthwait, I think Satan's way too busy ensuring the Duggars' fertility in this overpopulated world to have time to force you to mouth his words.

RatsNotBrats brought up an excellent point;Since they think that children are "gifts from God", how do they perceive it when Atheists and other people who believe in a different God(s) than they have babies? Do their baybees come from some place else? This is probably one of the few topics I have never heard them discuss and I simply must find out how they feel about it or what cheesy answer they choose to use as an excuse. I would guess they would say something like yes, ALL baybees are gifts from God and are innocents, but can be corrupted by evil parents. So, this is why Christian missions and Jesus' word must continue to be spread far and wide, so that THESE chyldren will have a chance at salvation.

I just looked at their famblee recipes. Gross! Did you notice how many brand named items they used, like Velveeta and Ziploc? Wonder if they're getting some kind of kickback from those companies per click on the recipe page? They would all starve if not for the invention of cream of shit soup. That soup is clearly a gift from Gawd.

The other gross thing is old Jim Bob Duggar. Can you imagine him on top of you with that cheesy, krystian, howdy doody face looking down at you as he cranks out a load, making yet another warrior for Christ?

Sorry, I know I just went too far.

bratBgone Wrote:
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> I just looked at their famblee recipes. Gross!
> Did you notice how many brand named items they
> used, like Velveeta and Ziploc? Wonder if they're
> getting some kind of kickback from those companies
> per click on the recipe page? They would all
> starve if not for the invention of cream of shit
> soup. That soup is clearly a gift from Gawd.
>
> The other gross thing is old Jim Bob Duggar. Can
> you imagine him on top of you with that cheesy,
> krystian, howdy doody face looking down at you as
> he cranks out a load, making yet another warrior
> for Christ?
>
> Sorry, I know I just went too far.


I couldn't help but picture those two pasty faced, ruddy cheeked, blank faces huffin' and a puffin' and going at it myself. Let's face it, no surgery has yet been invented to correct the MOST CERTAIN damage that would be done to her cooter, and surrounding area inside AND out, that 18 normal term babies sliding down the pike would do. This is really nasty, but I feel I must share it. Back in the 80's when Jimmy Swaggart got caught "dating" that WHORISH prostitute and Hustler magazine came out with a pictorial of her, I bought it. Apparently she had given birth to numerous kyds so I got to see what a hoo hoo looks like after having popped out a few.

That woman looked to be in her late thirties, and wasn't overweight or particularly out of shape, but her body was a disaster from having birthed baybees, Stretch marks were visible, sagging belly button, udders that would slap her in the face if a strong wind happened up, and then there's the matter of her cooter. It was a disgusting funhouse mirror looking image of what should have been a coochie, but she would have had to worn an athletic supporter to have kept it from swinging down below her crotch, it was so saggy and had all of this excess skin hanging on it. Her actual coochie was the size of a Pepsi can and was just a huge gaping ripped up with jagged edges looking hole. It was also discolored looking, but it was hard to tell because the pics were in black and white. The fact that they did a non color pictorial spoke volumes. If her hoo hoo looked this nasty in black and white, I can only imagine how hideous it looks in real life or in color pics.

So, Mrs. Duggar's hoo hoo must be a sight to behold, not to mention her stomach and boobs, so that man must either have a vivid imagination, unable to see without glasses, or could get off in a tree trunk hole or perhaps even a goat or cow. That part of it alone, the mental image of her hoo hoo and his sagging nut sack and spindly penis bumping uglies under the covers, literally makes me sick to my stomach.

kidlesskim Wrote:
> So, Mrs. Duggar's hoo hoo must be a sight to
> behold, not to mention her stomach and boobs, so
> that man must either have a vivid imagination,
> unable to see without glasses, or could get off in
> a tree trunk hole or perhaps even a goat or cow.
> That part of it alone, the mental image of her hoo
> hoo and his sagging nut sack and spindly penis
> bumping uglies under the covers, literally makes
> me sick to my stomach.

He probably just shoots his load into his hand and flicks it off in her general direction now.