A Good Laugh! Now Moos are Dressing Like Moos!

This was the first news story I saw today. This may be our true poster child for moos!
http://www.wcpo.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=d15fac17-5c19-4679-8572-44f76fcb7f81

Lovely mug shot. Instead of a holding pen they probably put her in a Holstein pen.

I'm rather surprised to read of this weird and wild behavior, though. You'd think she has better things to do--this lady looks so with-it and intelligent.

Moohood rots the brain. It doesn't necessarily have to, but these cows permit it to happen.

It's like that stupid Suave commercial. Seeing that dumb bitch would make me adamantly CF if I wasn't already that way.

Aw, but look! According to the article, she was "chasing children in her cow suit". Now THAT sounds like a good time! I say we give this Cow a medal, not jailtime! :yeah

RatsNotBrats Wrote:
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> Aw, but look! According to the article, she was
> "chasing children in her cow suit". Now THAT
> sounds like a good time! I say we give this Cow a
> medal, not jailtime! :yeah


The chasing children part made me spit out my oatmeal with laughter. I wish I could have witnessed that one!!

OMG, this was priceless. A true poster child for sure, BratBgone.

Maybe she chased the kyds so she could NURSE them from her udders?XD

I just set this moos picture as my desktop background. I want to see how long it will take my husband to notice it. This bi-otch cracks me up.

That's hilarious! The woman has a crazy look on her face and is probably mentally ill. I wonder where she got the suit and why she chased kyds with it on, and then there's the matter of her pissing on a neighbor's yard. Whatever the reasons it's funny as hell and that's what ALL of the moowcows should have to wear when they nurse toddlers and older.

Hmmmm, there's a Steely Dan song that would describe this woman perfectly.

That picture is freaking hysterical. I sprayed my drink all over the screen! She is a dead-ringer for one of the defensive lineman on my college football team. I'm gonna try and send it to some of my "friends" on myspace that are on the team...maybe they can hang it in the locker room! LOL

p.s. This is my new background.

Maybe, if parents continue to refuse to raise their children, and the number of mentally ill on the streets continues to rise, someone could start a costume distribution program to the mentally ill, who would then be trained/encouraged to terrorize children at random. Then they've got some purpose in society, and children would at least know that random strangers, even the ones in costumes, could care less about their 'creativity', 'self actualization' or 'well-being'.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

kidlesskim Wrote:
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> That's hilarious! The woman has a crazy look on
> her face and is probably mentally ill. I wonder
> where she got the suit and why she chased kyds
> with it on, and then there's the matter of her
> pissing on a neighbor's yard. Whatever the reasons
> it's funny as hell and that's what ALL of the
> moowcows should have to wear when they nurse
> toddlers and older.


Her costume should be a manditory uniform for all extended breastfeeding moos!

bratBgone Wrote:
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> kidlesskim Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That's hilarious! The woman has a crazy look on
> > her face and is probably mentally ill. I wonder
> > where she got the suit and why she chased kyds
> > with it on, and then there's the matter of her
> > pissing on a neighbor's yard. Whatever the
> reasons
> > it's funny as hell and that's what ALL of the
> > moowcows should have to wear when they nurse
> > toddlers and older.
>
>
> Her costume should be a manditory uniform for all
> extended breastfeeding moos!


LMAO, kidlesskim, LMAO!!!

I propose that October 1st should be officially declared as Dress Like A Mother's Day.