Blogger Moos

I started blogging in 2004, after stumbling across Diaryland.com. At first I wanted to have some readers and be kinda popular like some of them are. I've finally given up on that and just enjoy blogging for myself and the few readers I have. I love going back and reading/laughing at myself over what I was doing a year ago... It's great.

Anyway, the very first Diary I got into was written by a woman who calls herself "eggsaucted"... I was sucked into the drama that is her life because I couldn't believe what I was reading. She called her life a "soap opera" because of the following...

In 2003, when she started writing, she had just met a man and started an affair with him. This "man" is married with FIVE CHILDREN. M'kay... So I just had to continue reading. Eggsaucted's attitude FLOORED me. Ah, but what floored me even more was the fact that she got KNOCKED UP by this piece of work who did nothing but treat her like shit. Reading her posts (and she'd post every single day, sometimes three to four times a day) where she's practically going insane because she doesn't know what to do, they're fighting again, he won't tell wifeypooh about the pregnancy, he won't support her, he won't TALK to her (sometimes weeks at a time and she's preggo with his kid), he won't leave wifeypooh... Talk about the lowest self esteem I've ever seen in my life.

So...I've continued reading on and off, just to make fun of her stupid ass. And guess what? Four years later she's barely talking to the guy anymore and their daughter has limited access to "daddy" 'cause you know, he has FIVE OTHER CHILDREN. And the two of them are the most immature idiots. They fight like children. It's so fucking disgusting I can't believe it. And the main thing they've disagreed over? The fact that he wants to introduce their illegitimate daughter to the rest of the litter. She won't allow it 'cause she doesn't want to hurt "HER HIGHNESS" as she calls her offspring throughout the blog. Her-fucking-highness... Yea, she's one of THOSE type moms.

Anyway, this woman is just one of many selfish moomies out there. She got knocked up to try and keep a man and it backfired big time. Her poor daughter will eventually find out how she came into this world, which is FUCKED UP, no matter how you cut it. Of course she doesn't admit that she did it to try to keep him...HELL no. Her excuse for getting knocked up? Oh, a doctor told her that she was infertile and would have a better chance of winning the lottery than conceiving. YEA RIGHT. I can see right through that shit. That's an excuse to justify the horrible mistake she made.


Here are some lovely quotes from dumbass herself:

"I have officially deposited my last paycheck. So I am now officially desperate to find a job and pronto. The mortgage and bills and stuff will only bepaid thru november if I don't get some sort of income asap. My mother keeps asking if Kevin couldmaybe help, which is a big no for several reasons. 1) He barely has the money to pay all the bills he has thanks to Karen's creative accounting. 2) He's not talking to me, so it sorts of hard to talk about money. 3) I WILL NOT TAKE ANY MONEY FROM HIM. I'm not sure how many times I have to tell my mother this before it sinks in. I love Kevin, I want to be with him, god knows if that will ever happen. But when I got pregnant I decided before I even told him that I would find a way to raise this baby and afford this baby. I will not be a Karen who expects him to support her. If he is a part of our life all the better, but I will not ask him for money. If we're together, he can happily pay his own expenses, but I will not ask him for money."

"Karen" is the stay at home moo raising the litter of five.

Another lovely tidbit...

"Karen never calls me to let me know these things. The nerve of that woman. Why can't she be like a normal wife and hate her husband for cheating on her and being in love with someone else and kick his butt out. It would make things so much easier on him, he wouldn't have to be the creep that walked out, just the creep who cheated. No she has to be obnoxious and its not like she's nice to him while she's begging him not to leave, she's just as bad as ever. Plus she is absolutely determined that he not see me and the baby. Evil witch. She hasn't called me since May. I wish she'd call again I have a few things to tell her. Plus she can kiss my you know what because it's now officially too late for anyone to legally demand a paternity test and Kevin's name remains on the birth certicate. Her piece of mind my foot. My daughter belongs to Kevin and I know it and so does he, she's the only evil one. How come none of her kids look like him??? Ok, now I'm getting weird. time to go."

And...

"Have I mentioned lately that my daughter is amazing. Not because she is advanced or does things so much better than other babies. (I mean she does of course because she's perfect, but that's not why she's amazing.) She amazes me everytime I look at her. Everytime I hold her. Everytime she looks at me and smiles. We've spent basically her entire life together. We have a very special bond. I never thought I would have a baby or that I would be so connected to one if I ever managed to pull off a miracle and conceive one. "

And finally...

"Sure people told me my life would never be the same and I knew that. But my life is not the same. This is starting to come out negative and I don't want it to. My life has been forever changed in a way I never expected, but I love it and I love my daughter. I don't want the old life back. Well I want to go watch her some more and give her kisses galore."

What an IDIOT. And to think there are many like her out there. BTW, she was about 26 or 27 at the time this writing. Thanks a whole lot for the "contribution" bitch. Let's hope she doesn't lynch your ass when she finds out the truth. These people make me so angry! :scr