SIL visit was so much fun

first of all they survived my candles, tiki torches, and perfume.
They never said another word once they arrived and found that I did what I wanted.

I have determined she is pathetic, lazy, stupid, and a waste of space.
She whined the whole time that she was sick, tired, and pregnant.
One of my hsuband's friends told her to shut the fuck up, she was ruining a perfectly good Saturday night with her whining. She got mad and shut the hell up.
we then discovered that she hates eggs and the sight of them make her sick. So I made egg salad, deviled eggs, and boiled eggs. She threw up 4 times. the next morning I made sunny side up eggs and she threw up again.
we made bets on how many times she would hurl. I won a 6 pack of New castle.

She lifted her shirt to show the baby bump to the whole crew at our little get together. One of my friends has this total look of disgust when she saw the big purple stretch marks and flabby skin already hanging. I oculd tell it upset my SIL but nobody asked to see her nasty body.

She is a breederific pain in the ass, that I can't stand.

She bitched the whole time at her husband for not rubbing her back, feet or tummy when she commanded it.