Woman gets high to avoid babysitting
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Re: Woman gets high to avoid babysitting June 21, 2023 |
I'll add a few more to that list! 
11. Going along with the noisy toys: teach the kids how to do grass whistling (which I learned can also be done with ribbons and balloon strings). Fun to do, annoying as fuck to listen to.
12. Show the kids movies with scary elements or profanity. Like Rob Zombie's movies. Let the breeders deal with the fallout from nightmares and kids repeating bad words at school.
13. Teach the kids to tell their parents and teachers to "mind your own business" every time they ask what naughty things the kids are doing or why they did something they shouldn't have. Tell them that "mind your own business" is a very grown-up thing to say and the grown-ups will appreciate them acting more mature. It'll drive the parents nuts, whether the kids use it on them or their teachers call home asking where they learned to say that.
14. Give them a pack of permanent markers. They'll figure the rest out from there. Or bottles of food coloring.
15. Messy crafts - painting, sand art, Perler beads, etc.
16. Give them some hair dye in wild colors (like Manic Panic) and let them go hog wild on themselves, their clothes, the furniture, the carpet. There will be neon pink hand prints everywhere.
17. Buy one toy that they all want and let them fight over it. To the victor goes the spoils! You don't have to necessarily tell the parents that their kids all have black eyes, bloody noses and broken teeth because you started a fight between them. Just say they refused to share and you "looked away for a minute."
18. Tell them that Santa, the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy aren't real. If they come from Catholic families, tell them God isn't real and explain why. That way, the parents can deal with the kids questioning the family's beliefs and the parents probably won't want the godless heathen watching their brats anymore.
19. Whatever food/drink they aren't allowed to have, let them have it in excess. I don't mean stuff they're allergic to because it would be shitty to cause them to have an allergic reaction to fuck with the parents. But like if Moo doesn't let them have soda because of the sugar, give them ALL the soda. If Moo is vegan and makes her kids eat the same way, give the little shits some chicken nuggets or a ham sandwich. The parents can deal with the sugar high or the kids screaming for food that tastes GOOD.
11. Going along with the noisy toys: teach the kids how to do grass whistling (which I learned can also be done with ribbons and balloon strings). Fun to do, annoying as fuck to listen to.
12. Show the kids movies with scary elements or profanity. Like Rob Zombie's movies. Let the breeders deal with the fallout from nightmares and kids repeating bad words at school.
13. Teach the kids to tell their parents and teachers to "mind your own business" every time they ask what naughty things the kids are doing or why they did something they shouldn't have. Tell them that "mind your own business" is a very grown-up thing to say and the grown-ups will appreciate them acting more mature. It'll drive the parents nuts, whether the kids use it on them or their teachers call home asking where they learned to say that.
14. Give them a pack of permanent markers. They'll figure the rest out from there. Or bottles of food coloring.
15. Messy crafts - painting, sand art, Perler beads, etc.
16. Give them some hair dye in wild colors (like Manic Panic) and let them go hog wild on themselves, their clothes, the furniture, the carpet. There will be neon pink hand prints everywhere.
17. Buy one toy that they all want and let them fight over it. To the victor goes the spoils! You don't have to necessarily tell the parents that their kids all have black eyes, bloody noses and broken teeth because you started a fight between them. Just say they refused to share and you "looked away for a minute."
18. Tell them that Santa, the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy aren't real. If they come from Catholic families, tell them God isn't real and explain why. That way, the parents can deal with the kids questioning the family's beliefs and the parents probably won't want the godless heathen watching their brats anymore.
19. Whatever food/drink they aren't allowed to have, let them have it in excess. I don't mean stuff they're allergic to because it would be shitty to cause them to have an allergic reaction to fuck with the parents. But like if Moo doesn't let them have soda because of the sugar, give them ALL the soda. If Moo is vegan and makes her kids eat the same way, give the little shits some chicken nuggets or a ham sandwich. The parents can deal with the sugar high or the kids screaming for food that tastes GOOD.
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Re: Woman gets high to avoid babysitting June 21, 2023 |
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Cambion
I'll add a few more to that list!
11. Going along with the noisy toys: teach the kids how to do grass whistling (which I learned can also be done with ribbons and balloon strings). Fun to do, annoying as fuck to listen to.
12. Show the kids movies with scary elements or profanity. Like Rob Zombie's movies. Let the breeders deal with the fallout from nightmares and kids repeating bad words at school.
13. Teach the kids to tell their parents and teachers to "mind your own business" every time they ask what naughty things the kids are doing or why they did something they shouldn't have. Tell them that "mind your own business" is a very grown-up thing to say and the grown-ups will appreciate them acting more mature. It'll drive the parents nuts, whether the kids use it on them or their teachers call home asking where they learned to say that.
14. Give them a pack of permanent markers. They'll figure the rest out from there. Or bottles of food coloring.
15. Messy crafts - painting, sand art, Perler beads, etc.
16. Give them some hair dye in wild colors (like Manic Panic) and let them go hog wild on themselves, their clothes, the furniture, the carpet. There will be neon pink hand prints everywhere.
17. Buy one toy that they all want and let them fight over it. To the victor goes the spoils! You don't have to necessarily tell the parents that their kids all have black eyes, bloody noses and broken teeth because you started a fight between them. Just say they refused to share and you "looked away for a minute."
18. Tell them that Santa, the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy aren't real. If they come from Catholic families, tell them God isn't real and explain why. That way, the parents can deal with the kids questioning the family's beliefs and the parents probably won't want the godless heathen watching their brats anymore.
19. Whatever food/drink they aren't allowed to have, let them have it in excess. I don't mean stuff they're allergic to because it would be shitty to cause them to have an allergic reaction to fuck with the parents. But like if Moo doesn't let them have soda because of the sugar, give them ALL the soda. If Moo is vegan and makes her kids eat the same way, give the little shits some chicken nuggets or a ham sandwich. The parents can deal with the sugar high or the kids screaming for food that tastes GOOD.
Devil's advocate on #19, giving a long time vegan kid meat is like an allergic reaction (many people don't know this). I was vegan for 5 years and if you suddenly eat meat and dairy again without having eaten it in a while u do get quite sick.
As for #18, if the parents are leftist/liberals, tell kiddos how awesome trump is and get them MAGA memorabilia
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