Got Another Resume from a Mooo

The economy is getting tight, and I am getting more and more resumes from under qualified moo's.
I do not consider cook, maid, pooper scooper, and vomit cleaner as qualifications I need in a team member.
The latest resume on my desk, has a picture of her family in the upper right hand corner. She made her own resume stationery with a picture of her family on it. She also includes under interests, that she enjoys soccer games. I was looking for something more like reading or art, not soccer games at the local elementary school.
She also includes, peace maker under her list of qualifications.

I wonder if she would be interested in cleaning the office for minimum wage and all the left over food in the break area?

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I just have to laugh at all the Moo's that think they are experts in all fields just because they popped out a kid. Wipping poppy butts does not make one a sanitation expert, budgeting groceries does not make a financial planner, and putting a band aid on a scraped knee does not make a doctor! These chicks are so delusional.

Kaia

Maybe when you send a rejection letter, you should send a photo of your family (whatever that consists of) on the letter head.


What would prompt anyone to put a photo on a resume like that? It advertises how out of touch and inappropriate moos are, and unbusiness-like.

The number of breeders doing this exact sort of resume marketing of their brood is astounding. And they do it online all the time, their blog/resume filled with dirty diapers and snotmining.

I'm wondering what the breeder employers think. Unless your business is Mommy Quarterly or something, are you going to hire based on sprog pictures and driving the snotminers to soccer?

SHE PUT A FAMILY PICTURE ON HER RESUME?! EXCUSE ME?! I have never heard of such a thing! How completely inappropriate and unprofessional. What kind of delusional...? I am at a loss here...

Seacreature Wrote:
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> SHE PUT A FAMILY PICTURE ON HER RESUME?! EXCUSE
> ME?! I have never heard of such a thing! How
> completely inappropriate and unprofessional. What
> kind of delusional...? I am at a loss here...

Employers should remember when they get a breeder resume like this they are not just hiring moo, they're basically saying, "take all the time off you need for the brats!"

Years ago mentioning anything about fambly, politics or religion were not appropriate for resumes. Nowadays you see that all over these idiots resume sites or blogs. I know an idiot online that had obama campaigning and her brats all over her work blog, and moo hasn't been able to get work. Goddamn, wonder why?

Picture of family on resume???? Unheard of...

Just a few short years ago women were fighting to keep from being forced to disclose marital status, pregnancies, children, etc.....and keep that info OFF of job applications, rental agreements, credit applications, etc.......Now, they act as if it's a SELLING point to have all of these kyds. They can call it discrimination or whatever they want, but with few rare exceptions, moocows with kyds make by far, THE SHITTIEST of employees in every known field. Even jobs that you would THINK it could be an advantage or at least not a nuisance, like the childcare industry, they are pains in the asses. They want to bring their kyds to the nursery, EVEN WHEN they are sick, they give THEIR kyds preferential treatment, etc.....My mother once had a maid with 2 small kyds who would drag them along with her and let them just sit in her car while she cleaned and it would be 100 degrees outside. So, my mother would tell her to bring them in, might as well because she was outside bringing them koolaid and checking on them every 5 minutes, and they would wail, fight, make messes faster than could be cleaned, and one spilled purple koolaid on mother's white rug, etc.......MORE TROUBLE than it was worth.

I absolutely would NOT hire a moomare with kyds if I had any other viable choices NOR would I hire one if I knew she was knocked up or "trying" to get knocked up. The famblee pic on the resume' would be a huge turn off for me and it would wind up straight in file 13.

I think they put pics of their famblee on their resumes so employers will see how much they neeeeeeed the job because they have so many mouths to feed. Basically, they *know* they are severely unqualified, but they figure they can win the employer over via pity.

Years ago, I received a CV from another physician who described her medical credential not as "MD", but as "MomD". She was indeed a licensed physician, but her CV went right into the trash. If she identifies herself as a moo above being a physician, I am not interested in being her employer. When you enter a profession like medicine, you put everything else in your life secondary to your responsibility towards your patients. Her unprofessional presentation, along with all of the kiddie-crap mentioned on her CV really destroyed her chances.

"MomD"?!

Tell you what, I'd rather have any medical problems attended to by a real doctor, not a mommie checking her watch to see when the soccer game's gonna be over.

Family photo on the resume is priceless. Could she get any MORE unprofessional? And as others have said, it's a red flag that she'll be the first one to leave early/be absent on snow days/shove work onto others, as I saw over and over at my last workplace. Into the circular file.

That would be like me putting a picture of my cats and yapping about how they are the most important thing at the interview. Unless I was interviewing for a Cat Caregiver position at Best Friends Animal Society, in which case it would be a really good thing to mention. But, I would not put a picture on my resume unless I was applying for a job where looks are important, such as fashion model or TV game-show host.

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"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell"

:eatu

Ha ha ha! Utterly ridiculous. I would have shredded the moo's ludicrous idea of a resume, rolled it up, and used it in the company bathroom as toilet paper.

Moms like this have NO idea how to behave in the professional world. I'm not sure she put the family photo there because she necessarily wanted to show off how many mouths she had to feed (though it might have had something to do with it), but because she thought it would be 'cute' and appealing because "everyone has kids, right"?

Instead, she just made herself look like exactly what she is: a complete idiot and a liability.

And the "MomD" thing - wow. Priceless. Thanks but no thanks, you moronic moo.

RatsNotBrats Wrote:
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> Ha ha ha! Utterly ridiculous. I would have
> shredded the moo's ludicrous idea of a resume,
> rolled it up, and used it in the company bathroom
> as toilet paper.
>
Yeah, but papercuts.....

Rose Red Wrote:
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> RatsNotBrats Wrote:
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> > Ha ha ha! Utterly ridiculous. I would have
> > shredded the moo's ludicrous idea of a resume,
> > rolled it up, and used it in the company
> bathroom
> > as toilet paper.
> >
> Yeah, but papercuts.....


I considering saving each resume, and someday maybe publishng a funny book of useless and dumb resumes.

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I have a stack of useless resumes from the time I worked in a research group's professor's office in college. They had just hired a new postdoc and the reject resumes had been cast aside. I was cleaning up the area and saved a bunch of the worst, and a few of the best ones.

One that stands out in my mind after all these years was from someone in India who described his whole family in broken english. It listed the ages of himself and his wife, and "two independent daughters" or something along those lines. It sounded like he was trying to marry off his daughters instead of apply for a job.

The other thing I noticed was that some of the worst resumes are printed on the classiest bond-paper.

I'll look for these when I get home, if i get the chance tonight.

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"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell"

:eatu

You should submit that resume to career builder and see if they feature it in one of their "what not to put on a resume" articles.

What's so sad and pathetic (and obviously fucking stupid) is like someone mentioned...these women actually believe that this will get them the job over others. Either because of course "everyone loves kids" or showing how needy of the job they are...and unfortunately, I'd bet sometimes it works...we'd probably be suprised. Remember, 99.9% of people DO NOT think like us, I'm finding this out more and more everyday.

I think I have talked about this before on this forum, but one of my college buddies (we both were "older" undergrads) had his second kyd just before he started looking for a "real" job, and he was all like, "They'll hire me because I have more responsibilities, AND I'll be able to get more money than someone else with the same qualifications but no family to support."

This is like 10 years later and reality has set in for that guy. (He's not doing too bad, either FWIW).

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"I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell"

:eatu

clematis Wrote:
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> Family photo on the resume is priceless. Could she
> get any MORE unprofessional?

I'll take, "bring the kiddies with you to the interview," for $500, Alex.

And to think that they honestly DO have the mindset that this is the kind of stuff that is going to get them hired.

What the flying FUCK do they think the real world is all about? Do they even have a clue?

I have seen women brings kyds with them to job interviews in the past. Once while managing a restaurant, I had an interview with a hostess applicant when one of the employees came and told me that she wasn't able to come up to my office. My office was in a loft atop the entire floor and you had to climb a treehouse like ladder to get up there, but it was only about 7 or 8 rungs. My first thought was if she couldn't climb up that ladder then she was going to have a hard time keeping up with the physical pace of her job duties, but I tried to keep my mind open. When I got down stairs I realized what the problem had been. She not ONLY had an infant in one of those carseat things, she had dragged a 2 y/o along as well.

I have seen PLENTY of moomies with kyds at the employment office, at grocery stores filling out applications, once in a doctor's office for a receptionist job, and even MORE moomares drag their kyds along to meetings with their attorney with the wailing resounding throughout the office, to doctor's appointments with specialists (for mooomie, not kyd), and to many other places where kyds do NOT belong. I really hate it when they drag kyds to the vet's office and allow them to roam the waiting area and terrorize ill animals. One little bastard kept trying to poke his fingers through my cat's crate and he was in NO mood for this shit as he had a bladder infection. I was hoping like hell he would take the end of the kyd's finger off. Moomie had her nose buried in a magazine and I can't remember EVER wanting to slap the shit out of a stranger any more than I did that day.

Why can't they CONTAIN their kyds and keep them out and away from where they do NOT belong?

Kim, at a previous job of mine, a mother showed up for an interview with her _teenage_ son in tow. The kid stood behind her wearing a smirk, an oversized T-shirt, and his pants hanging around his knees. The rest of us were snickering behind her back because we knew she didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of getting the job if she couldn't even leave her future-prison-cell-occupant at home. One of the other employees played nice and asked her how old her son was. Turns out the kid was 13.

We found out from reading her resume that she was 27. Gee, how nice. I'm so glad to see she started sprogging that early.

And you're right, annoying kids and the vet's office go hand-in-hand. When I go to the vet, I'm not often in the best of moods because I have a sick animal with me. Luckily, your average breeder isn't that intelligent and falls for the tired old cliche of 'rats are horribly filthy, terrible creatures that probably carry the black plague' and once they find out I've got a rat in the carrier, they create a nice perimeter around me.
But most of the time, until they find out what the animal is, they don't stop little Shitney from bouncing chair-to-chair to annoy the patrons. "Oh, but we can't stifle little Shitney's overwhelming curiosity! That would just be cruuuuelll! And besides, it's just the cutest thing when she wanders over and talks to everyone." Yeah, it's cute alright. It will be even cuter when an animal chomps on Shitney out of fear, annoyance, or just plain feeling lousy.

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Luckily, your average breeder isn't that intelligent and falls for the tired old cliche of 'rats are horribly filthy, terrible creatures that probably carry the black plague' and once they find out I've got a rat in the carrier, they create a nice perimeter around me.

Oh Rats, I hear you on that one! When I had to bring my Sven for his mycopia antibiotics during flar ups, I'd get the same thing. Now I have birds and it's the same thing. I brought my lovebird into emergency because he broke his leg. Yea...thanks, he IS a pretty "parakeet". And don't even BEGIN to try to explain that lovebirds are PARROTS. No, it's not a parrot unless it's huge and colorful. Fucking 'tards.

Seacreature Wrote:
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> Luckily, your average breeder isn't that
> intelligent and falls for the tired old cliche of
> 'rats are horribly filthy, terrible creatures that
> probably carry the black plague' and once they
> find out I've got a rat in the carrier, they
> create a nice perimeter around me.
>
> Oh Rats, I hear you on that one! When I had to
> bring my Sven for his mycopia antibiotics during
> flar ups, I'd get the same thing. Now I have
> birds and it's the same thing. I brought my
> lovebird into emergency because he broke his leg.
> Yea...thanks, he IS a pretty "parakeet". And
> don't even BEGIN to try to explain that lovebirds
> are PARROTS. No, it's not a parrot unless it's
> huge and colorful. Fucking 'tards.


These are the same people who think that peacocks are girls, because they are so colorful. At a petting zoo I have heard parents exclaim to their brats, "Look at the BOOOOOTIFUL peacock spreading her feathers, she is trying to get a boyfriend!!!!". It's no wonder that they can't figure out how to stop breeding if they don't even know basic anatomy or the difference between male and female animals, much less breeds. My mother had this idiotic breeder friend once who in addition to being a pasty faced fundie, she was QUITE naive' for a woman of her age. She SWORE up and down that she had a pair of "siamese frogs" in her garden, when at the age of ten I knew immediately that they were just two frogs fucking.