Levi Johston's mother, in keeping with the "squeaky-clean" image the American public wants to be spoon-fed, has been busted for drugs.
Yes, my friends, the 18-year-old community pillar whom we know as the duh-to-be of an underage girl's baby can now tell his child that Granny once had intrepid misadventures and entanglements with the law!!!
Won't that be spayyyyyyyyshul?
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