Antigone, is she preggo or what is the deal exactly?

I haven't been over there or following close enough, but is she preggo or what is the deal with that?

If not, maybe we have an opportunity to turn her to the dark side before she plops out a brat. I'm not suggesting anyone go over there and try to evangelize, but obviously, she reads over here so maybe we could convince her that CF is the way to go.

It sure would piss off her moo buddies.

If she's preggo, then forget it, carry on.

About to hatch. 3 miscarriages prior. (apparently she didn't get the hint nature was sending her)

DH wisely left her crazy ass in June.

THe name she's chosen for her kid will guarantee his ass will be beaten by classmates.

Is set up to be uber Martyr-Moo.

The whole blog reeks of entitlement, pity me, and martyrdom. Hubby was right to ditch her crazy ass. She sounds like a complete trainwreck.

this is a shitty board full of hateful bitter old crones with dried up vaginas (It wasn't that way until you showed up. So leave - and take your shitty diapers, bitterness, and dried up vagina with you!) - Admin

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this is a shitty board full of hateful bitter old crones with dried up vaginas

You're thinking of TrueMomConfessions, Guest!

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this is a shitty board full of hateful bitter old crones with dried up vaginas

how did you know?

"You can't slit the throat of every cocksucker whose character it would improve."
-Al Swearingen

Hey morgana351, FUCK OFF. Yes folks, the troll was stupid enough to post her email address. LOL Very bright.

If we're so horrible and bitter, then don't come here. The name calling, insults, really, we've heard them all. You're just wasting your breath. Take your playground logic to a mommy board.

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this is a shitty board full of hateful bitter old crones with dried up vaginas

Oh, and the original thread by ih8breeders sure does sound like a troll baiting us. If it isn't a troll, I apologize.

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Oh, and the original thread by ih8breeders sure does sound like a troll baiting us. If it isn't a troll, I apologize.

I was thinking the same.

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Is bitter travel, leisure, education, great career that pays well, a beautiful home and several rental homes, a great husband who thinks I am amazing, and friends who would kill for me?
Is old and dried up, being in shape, no stretch marks, firm breast and a firm butt that you could serve a meal off of?
If so, I qualify, I am guilty.
No off with you, some village is missings it's idiot.

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I ncome
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R etirement

You do realize that there are at least 19 blogging mamas ready to come post here all about the joyz of pahrunthood? You do realize that, don't you? DON'T YOU??????

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this is a shitty board full of hateful bitter old crones with dried up vaginas

I'm sitting here drinking tea and pondering this insightful, punctuation-free version of the golden oldie, "You childfree are probably so ugly that no man would want to have babies with you anyhow".

I'm still trying to figure out the dried-up vagina, though - in fact, I'd be willing to bet that my vagina is in much better shape than the average mommy's.

But overall, this insult was just lazy, Guest. For next time, a few more exclamation points, a couple of obscenities, and a good-old-fashioned bit about how we're all going to burn in hell might give this a more realistic feel.

But thanks for stopping by!

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I'm still trying to figure out the dried-up vagina, though - in fact, I'd be willing to bet that my vagina is in much better shape than the average mommy's.

Depo-Provera can create a condition called "vaginal atrophy", which is also a common thing during menopause. It is a fancy way of saying "tight, dry pussy". Maybe that's what she meant.

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is fiddle sticks, darn it, shucks, or oopsie an osbscenity? Breeders don't use colorful language, it might upset the crotch maggots.

T wo
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19.. how can they all fit in here..

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this is a shitty board full of hateful bitter old crones with dried up vaginas (It wasn't that way until you showed up. So leave - and take your shitty diapers, bitterness, and dried up vagina with you!) - Admin

LOL


What happens to the male CF then, do their balls dry up? Are they considered "Old geezers" regardless of their young age or youthful appearance, simply because they haven't self replicated? Just off the top of my head, I believe that Merc,libertyordeath, Deegee, Gigabyte, K-man, Benjie and several other members are male. UNLIKE a moomie board where they encourage male members, but none ever post, Childfree men are just as welcome as any of us "old crones" are on Bratfree. I saw an entire forum area of a moomie board started for "just men" once amidst a barage of moomare cow patties of comments, and I clicked on it. The women had infiltrated the whole damned thing making comments left and right that either berated the males (fathers) for his opinions or rant, OR their replies started like this, "I know this is a guys only area, but I just wanted to add........". The last topic posted by a male, before they all had stopped posting altoghether, was something regarding sex after childbirth and how long after till the wife gives it up again or something. There was ONLY one reply and it was by a moocow and it said, ".....GEEEEEZZZZ guys, this was posted over a year ago, don't you guys out there have anything to say?".

What a bunch of whiny, lazy, boring, nagging pie holes those women are. It's also funny that they would say that our cooters were dried up because we HADN'T sprogged, when it's common sense that continually having fresh loaves slither on down and out the magic baybee oven slide will cause coochie dryness, not to mention tearing and ripping straight down to their assholes. If a CF woman's cooch were to get dry for hormonal reasons, then a dollar's worth of some of that "intimate gel" should do the trick. However, the Johnson and Johnson KY Jelly corporation doesn't have enough tubes in stock to do much for flappy labia, hanging vulva, 4 inch scars from cooch to asshole, a vagina that is protruding from it's own cavernous hole (clown car) and an entire pussy region that requires a jock strap for the moocow to be able to wear pants or shorts in public. "Old Crones" is funny as well. I do believe that with a handful of exceptions, that most ALL of the female members on here are of child bearing age, which in the moomie boards' eyes, makes us young enough to breed. .

I could have a baybee, biologically speaking (so I ain't an old crone yet and not bitter that I can't self replicate, because I can), but I am in my forties so I suppose I MIGHT would have to go IVF, but of course I will never know. I also look younger than my childed youngest sister who is 8 years younger than I am, which I attribute to regular sleep, exercise, better nutritional choices, and a childfree lifestyle which isn't riddled with constant chaos and drama. I also haven't had to buy any "intimate gel" either, and I have NEVER had to borrow any of my husband's jock straps. I also have never hidden behind excuses like "I am so foo foo and frilly", or "God wants me too", when I have chosen to wear dresses because I was trying to hide the "package" that had developed outside of my body from birthing so many baybees, which I think is VERY gross btw and makes me wonder; HOW they can get knocked up again? ewwwww. So, that is just another myth/bingo that is simply not true and absurd, to boot, regarding us bitter old crones with our dried up cooters. .

OMFG... I love when people use historic refrences without even bothering to crack the encyclopedia being used to prop up their kitchen table that little bratley broke the leg on. If the members here are crones, then your ilk should be pounding down their doors with offerings of live stock and harvest.

And since I am a male, no dried up vagina on my body.

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What happens to the male CF then, do their balls dry up? Are they considered "Old geezers" regardless of their young age or youthful appearance, simply because they haven't self replicated?

From the archives of usenet: alt.support.childfree - what happens to childfree balls:

From the most eminent physician Dr Quincy Kevorkain M.E.

Thank you for joining this conference. CEUS may be available depending on
your state and agency.

Today we will discuss two separate reproductive events; Spontaneous
bilateral salpingous ligation, and spontaneous vasectomy.

Although these events occur in the different genders, they seem to have
mutual causative factors. The events occur at any age but are most often
associated with individuals in their reproductive prime. There have also
been reports of the events happening to people who have has prior surgical
procedures of this nature. By far the strangest effect according to
mainstream society is that the victims have a sense of joy at the loss of
the ability to conceive and refuse further intervention.

Signs and symptoms are very similar in both genders and usually occur after
exposure to the following noxious stimuli:

1) Loud screaming or banging noises produced by human offspring.
2) Exposure to aerosolized E.Choli and skatol emanating from cloth or
plastic disposable human infant waste collection devices. This has a more
pronounced effect if the espouse comes in a confined space such as a
commercial aircraft, shopping mall food court or public dinning
establishment. The effect has been known to approach lethality in
combination with alcoholic beverages.
3) Exposure to the rather common pest; Breederous Numbskullious
Pseudoparentus, or BNP (please do not confuse this with B type Natriuretic
Peptide - a test useful in the diagnosis of Congestive Heart Failure). The
BNP refuses to discipline its younglings thus allowing toxic decibel levels
leading to item 1.
4) Short term exposure to a specific type of noise known as "Entitlement
whinghing." This noise is measured in similar fashion to radiation exposure
with less then 10 rems being in the toxic range.

Signs and symptoms include:

In women a rather short on severs tearing pain followed by cramping then
blissful peace.
In men a short stabbing pain followed by erectile dysfunction for 24 to 72
hours.
In both a lack of further dispensing of genetic material.
In both many have been heard to state:
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT BRAT! MY TUBES JUST TIED THEM FUCKING SELVES!"

Treatment is by and large ineffective in 99.9% of the cases. Text book
treatments such as Anne Geddes Photos TID and Celine Dion music seem to
worsen the effect rather than mitigate it. Previous treatments such as the
Reproductive Encouragement Matrix have turned into objects of derision by
the victims who call it "Breeder Bingo." Among the 0.1% who do procreate a
very high percent come to resent the offspring making cure a less than
desirable end result.

Thank you for attending this conference.

Dr Quincy Kevorkian M.E.

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Wow, I didn't realize that at 23 I was already considered an old crone with a dried up vagina. I didn't that'd happen until I was at least 25.

Kaia

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Uh, no. I'm 25, my wife is 23. Nothing dry here, we're quite wet, thank you. Anyway, I wish Antigone the best. Even though I ridicule her for being so baby rabid and her sense of entitlement (my insurance should pay my fertility treatments, BAWWWW) But all the more power to her. As long as she isn't on welfare or on the public's dole at all, I really could give a shit what she does. Don't get me wrong, though. I'm still gonna blast her for being such an entitled bitch. It's the internet. If you post on the internet, you invite yourself for the world to criticize you. Since this was a troll post from antigone or one of her mommy blogger friends, I'll take the opportunity to do that now.

I reached for a second t-shirt and stopped. Emblazoned across the chest in orange letters was "Daddy Loves Me." I wish he would love Perseus. I wish he would get well mentally and decide to be present in Perseus' upcoming life. It's a silly thing to hope for, isn't it? My eyes burned, holding back tears.

It takes two to make a relationship work. You probably didn't satisfy his needs. You are selfish, because you only want what you want, and that's more important to you than he EVER was. I've been in relationshits like that, and I would have left you too, bitch. It's hard to come to terms with someone who is so baby-hungry, all you are to them is a sperm donor. You were in a loveless relationship because all you could think about was MY baby MY baby MY baby. Adults have needs. They need to be loved and respected, and you threw all that out, if you even had it at all, in pursuit of your selfish desire to have a miniature, perfect little companion.

When I start to sink into these spells I remind myself that I have to be strong for Perseus. My mood, my outlook, will set the stage for his childhood. Even without that damn t-shirt, we can and will be happy. We will dance and sing like idiots. His fingers, sticky with cotton candy, will point at the otters as he giggles. I will do everything in my power to ensure he is always surrounded by those who love and care for him. The hole left by one will be filled by many.

Holy fuck. Perseus? This kid is gonna have serious issues. What happens when the kid doesn't want to dance and sing like an idiot? You know, when he gets older than 10? You know they grow up damn fast, and it won't be long before that kid is rebelling, and Antigone's perfect little happy world of singing and dancing will turn into bitterness because her kid is all grown up. Now, normal moms won't squelch this rebellion, it's a perfect, natural process that allows the young adult to leave the household and make it on their own. However, this bitch is gonna smother any opportunity this kid has to become an individual. Mother Smother

He will point and laugh at the otters? Wow. You just have this picture in your head of how it's gonna be, don't you? You have NO IDEA what it's really going to be like when that baby becomes a man. If he even makes it to be a man. Chances are, he'll be a permanent child, living with mommy dearest until he's 40 and she croaks. Bitches like you will never let their children leave and start their own life, because you are SELFISH at the very core. It's all about YOU. I've seen it many times, and it's so glaringly obvious, it makes me feel sorry for this kid. I say again, HOLY FUCK, PERSEUS?!?!

When I start to sink into these spells I remind myself that I have to be strong for Perseus. My mood, my outlook, will set the stage for his childhood. Even without that damn t-shirt, we can and will be happy. We will dance and sing like idiots. His fingers, sticky with cotton candy, will point at the otters as he giggles. I will do everything in my power to ensure he is always surrounded by those who love and care for him. The hole left by one will be filled by many.

Oh lord, break out the cellos, violas and violins. Why all the melodrama? I'd be so embarrassed if I wrote that and had to read what I wrote. That whole blog is more manufactured than an episode of The Hills.

I also like to think that name is a pseudonym for her child. One can hope.

LOL Tom! That was a pretty funny article.


That ridiculous nonsense that antigone posted about the "sticky fingers" and dancing with otters and whatnot, sounds childlike and farcicle, like it should be the lyrics to one of The Brothers Johnson tunes from the 70's or something.. It reminded me of this ludicrous poem I read on one of the moomie boards awhile back that was written by a young moomie of some school aged kyds. It was a futuristic type poem about her grand daughter, which she fully expects to be provided with one day, of course. I have looked for it again and can not find it, but I will look some more later. I do remember some of the body of it. Mainly, it went off on some Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory- like fantasy with a tad of The Wizard of Oz tossed in for good measure. She said that she would always wear purple and drive a purple car and wear purple jewelry. That she and her grand daughter would jump into public wishing wells and fountains at parks and splash about. She spoke of eating candy all day, and specifically pink cotton candy and I think she added in about sticky fingers as well.

Then she said she would read The Bible to her every day so that she would know how much God loved her, I remember that, but then she went on to talk about how they would build a fort under the dining room table with sheets and blankets, and hide under there together in secret like it was a special club and eat more purple candy or something and read from story books. They would hold hands, dance about the room, play dress up. sing, and watch cartoons, etc... I was laughing so hard throughout it that I cried. Do these women really have these strange fantasies like that? Does it not occur to them that it is highly abnormal for a 50+ y/o woman to be rolling around under a dining room table with a child? Or that it's strange as hell and likely illegal , not to mention dangerous, to go splashing about in public fountains and whatnot? Maybe their grandpups don't WANT to eat purple candy all of the time and wander around with sticky fingers, I know I wouldn't have liked that when I was a child.

The thing they don't seem to realize is that the water in those fountains is pretty damn cold, and cotton candy (any color) is full of empty calories and will rot your teeth.

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Are the preservatives in mac and cheese and chicken nuggets hampering brain function or are these women slightly retarded?

One thing I've noticed about almost every mommy blog I've ever seen, is that they are nothing but a cesspool of validation. Everybody is there for a pat on the back. The bloggers host their blogs to tell the world how awful they have it, how haaaaaard their lives are, how disabled their kid is, how infertile they are, how horrible their labor was, what have you. They need those scraps of validation to get thru the days. There is a whole cyber-sorority of needy women out there who have to fulfill their lives with this shit. How pathetic.

I've only seen a handful that are actually worth any space on the internet. And these are the ones that are just a nice blog for family and friends around the country to go to, to check out what the family is up to and see some pix.

Since the 'guest' come up with this 'vagina' thing towards Childfree women.

As a CF mans and I shouldn't say it but the fact is look at moo-breeders 'vagina'.
If the 'guest' want to compare CF sex life to moos.

I done my research and what I observed is in reality, moos giving birth ware and tear the vag and gets saggy and worned out like a flat tire.
Also loser-men aka Duh don't get much sex with wifey anymore because 1) they saw giving birth live in action with full digital High Definition full zoom and it put them off forever. 2) The moos never want to have sex with dud because she is tired all day from the f-trophy.
Meaning the same duhd we hear about ends up working long shift all day and go to strip club. Saying how their dumb wifey-moo not intereseted in sex and put up with the annoying kid.

Wait hold on.... is that the same Antigone person that divorce her ex-hubby over his wealthy-wallet and the Star Wars Toys.