Placenta Eaters

Does anyone here know any breeders in real life that have done this or have invited you over for the placenta dinner?

A long time ago I remember some moo that had a placenta dinner party after she shit out her loaf. And people actually showed up for this vomit fest, and I assume, they ate some too. Good christ almighty.

I would like to believe that no one I personally know would have such a thing in the first place, but that if they did that they would know me well enough to know that I would find it HIGHLY repulsive and offensive that they invited me to it. Even in the cases where I have read about them "sharing" the placenta, they did in a dried up pill form, much like herbal vitamins. The ones I have read about who are gung ho about consuming it while it's fresh are generally pretty greedy about it because it's supposed to have such magical healing qualities and prevent or cure PPD. I seriously doubt that it's common to have a "placenta party", and I can only hope that I am correct. However, I never imagined that people could restrain a helpless monkey,sit around a table hitting him in the head with mallets, and then consuming his brain while considering it a delicacy either, until I saw that documentary, "Faces of Death", which I will NEVER get over btw and it's been some 25 years ago. So, I suppose that anything is possible.

http://havingapoo.blogspot.com/2007/07/placenta-party.html

here's a blog of just what i mentioned, a placenta dinner party. there are tons of pix here of the idiots eating it and the idiot duhd preparing it. It looks like he has the cord too and prepared that as well.

That's just disgusting, I am thoroughly creeped, the fuck, out. I'm going to have nightmares now .

Kaye

OK, I'm grossed out regardless of where it came from, but is that a placenta from one of his kids' births? It would be .0000000001% more tolerable if it was from an animal somehow.

And I thought cooking with semen was as bad as it could get:

Semen cookbook!

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http://havingapoo.blogspot.com/2007/07/placenta-party.html

here's a blog of just what i mentioned, a placenta dinner party. there are tons of pix here of the idiots eating it and the idiot duhd preparing it. It looks like he has the cord too and prepared that as well.

Jesus tapdancing christ! he made a happy face? :hs

cannibals.

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"Faces of Death", which I will NEVER get over btw and it's been some 25 years ago. So, I suppose that anything is possible.

I remember hearing about that from a teeny-bopper boyfriend in high-school who used to brag that he was going to "order pizza and watch Faces of Death tonight".

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"Faces of Death", which I will NEVER get over btw and it's been some 25 years ago. So, I suppose that anything is possible.

That was one gruesome film that I haven't thought about in years. And I thought the monkey sequence was horrifying, too.

I remember a convo similar to this here a while back and we did know that the cows would send the placenta away to be dried and ground up, then put into capsules to take as supplements.

I'm sure they think there is benefit to eating their kid's shit, too.

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I remember a convo similar to this here a while back and we did know that the cows would send the placenta away to be dried and ground up, then put into capsules to take as supplements.

I'm sure they think there is benefit to eating their kid's shit, too.

Next stop: Maxi pads.

"Faces of Death" was horrible, wasn't it? I don't remember which one I watched when I was younger - all I know is it put images into my head that can never, ever be removed. No amount of 'happy thoughts' will ever be able to whitewash the things shown on that video. The monkey part was horrendous, and I remember a scene with dolphins that absolutely devastated me beyond belief. I wish I'd never watched the damn thing.

Anyway, the 'Placenta Party' - for fuck's _sake_. I'm stupefied that these parents were able to somehow convince people to show up and eat a slimy wad of blood and gore that slipped out of the moo's vagina. You know, if the hip-earth-mamas want to eat their placentas, fine - just have them encapsulated, swallow those, and leave the rest of us out of it.

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Death Scenes is another gnarly one- the second one (Ithink it's 3) is narrated by Anton LaVey and has some WILD still photos.

And I just made a nice homemade soup for lunch, too.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALREADY. Fuckin' A. I just looked at those god-damned photos. What in good HELL are people thinking?

I, for once, am at a loss.

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that documentary, "Faces of Death", which I will NEVER get over

Cripes yes. For me it was the electric chair wot done it.

And what about the school-sanctioned Faces of Death shown to all those who had Drivers' Ed? The Ohio State Highway Patrol films from the late 1950s early '60s?

Anyways yes I had a close friend about 10 years ago whose hippy-ish friend had a baybee. Hippy-ish friend had asked her friends if they'd ever partake in the placenta once the sprog is born, and they all gagged and screamed NO in unison. Hippy-ish friend laughed and pretended like it was all one big joke. Fast forward 3 months, shortly after birth of sprog. Dinner party at hippy-ish house. All gathered round. After a few bottles of wine and a nice appetiser, hippy-ish cowface gets all giggly and coy and starts going on about how wonderful it is to be around such great friends and so on. She goes into the kitchen and proudly produces the main course. Which is -- yep, you guessed it. Sauteed in butter. My friend, despite her squiffy red-wine brain and her reluctance to cause a scene, immediately and silently stood up, reached for her coat, and walked out of the house to the train station. She was followed shortly by three or four other pale guests.

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These people just read "A Modest Proposal" and got their targeting mixed up.

Honestly though, there's a reason our culture doesn't involve a lot of consumption of bodily excretions. Maybe they'd like to plan a dinner party centered around the next large thing to be evacuated from my abdomen...

Mmmm, placenta... It's a breeder delicacy! *gag* s Trying to get your friends to literally eat your crotchfruit. I had never heard of this before getting into the child free sites. Simply disgusting. Shame on me for thinking human beings are beyond such a thing.

only animals eat the placenta. (with a nice chianti????)

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Mmmm, placenta... It's a breeder delicacy! *gag* s Trying to get your friends to literally eat your crotchfruit. I had never heard of this before getting into the child free sites. Simply disgusting. Shame on me for thinking human beings are beyond such a thing.

And the bitch probably garnished it with her own menstrual blood, too!

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And the bitch probably garnished it with her own menstrual blood, too!

...gravy... *HORF!*

Just want to mention that this is the first thread on this forum, that I could only read until answer no. 2, then I had to quit, otherwise I would have puked (... and as physician I am really tough about such things...)...:

Placenta is the breeder's version of Beluga Sturgeon Caviar. (rollseyes)

Next stop: chicken fingers and Mac-N-Cheez.

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I remember a convo similar to this here a while back and we did know that the cows would send the placenta away to be dried and ground up, then put into capsules to take as supplements.

I'm sure they think there is benefit to eating their kid's shit, too.

Next stop: Maxi pads.

TEA TIME!!!

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I remember a convo similar to this here a while back and we did know that the cows would send the placenta away to be dried and ground up, then put into capsules to take as supplements.

I'm sure they think there is benefit to eating their kid's shit, too.

It wouldn't suprise me, since these are the same moos who believe it acceptable to change the brat's diapers on tables and countertops that other people eat off of. Because, y'know, baby bodily fluids are completely steril and nobody in their right mind would care about eating off of a surface where the shitty diaper just was.

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