Make your Dachshund a Generalfeldmarschall of the Luftwaffe...

This link, courtesy of a local crazy dog lady friend of mine: Pets...In Uniform.
:eh??

At first, I wondered if people would pay $20 to do this, but then I thought, damn, my kitty would look good in an olive beret.

Considering how much cats hate water, I'd think a cat in a Coast Guard uniform is inherently funny...z