All the "stars" are popping them out

A snake!!! He has 5 goddamned kids already! Whata hillybilly!! These people don't give a rats ass about overpopulation. Yeah he hasn't done much has he? He'll end up on some lame reality show to jump start his career. Notice Tom Cruise on the same page down at the right? I hope his movie flops.

I won't be seeing Tom CRush!t's new movie. Sounds like the fruit loop with the five kids needs to get himself fixed.

Key-rist on a cracker! Don Johnson's pushing 60, yet still breeding? I wonder how old the incubator/wife is? It would not surprise me if she were about half his age.

He ain't all that, anyway. I didn't even think so back when he was on *Miami Vice*.

Yea, me either. He always came across as sort of a smug smartass. Not good looking and now severely damaged goods with all that baggage. Nice goin' Don!

I just looked up average newborn length. It is 14-20 inches. Either 27 1/2 inches is a typo, or ol' Don's baby is sporting a parasitic twin. DAMN!

That's a really long crotch loaf. YUCK.

Supposedly a few years ago Melanie Griffith said that Don Johnson's penis was the size of a beer can (a 12 oz. can of beer). I'm talking lengthwise and um, girthwise. Gross! LOL

Damn, that has to be wrong. Mel was probably really drunk, and Don was out of Viagra, so he used the beer can on the nightstand.

That probably didn't need to be said, sorry!

Ewwwww. They're both disgusting.

I'm so sick of "Celebrity Bump Watch". They're all holding their breath for the Second Coming, now - i.e. Skankelina and Brat's spawn. After that, we should be done for a while, I hope. Unless Brandine Spears really is knocked up again.

Disgusting.

Brad Armpit always looks dirty to me. When he dyed his hair blonde, he really took on the air of a trailer-park-bed-hopping loverboy. He's just gross. Angelina is disgusting, she has the UGLIEST mouth I've ever seen and when she talks, she sounds just plain stupid. "Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it" LOL Very appropriate.

And this beautiful baybee thing? I've seen some of the most attractive couples produce some of the UGLIEST baybees I've ever seen.

Brad Armpit tee hee. Too much of a girly man. I want Viggo!!!!!(when he was in Lord of the Rings. I almost had a kitten watching him.)

I've always said that about Brad, as well. Dirty, stinky Brad! I'll bet ol' Angelina's armpits haven't been touched with deoderant in years, if ever!

So gross.

OOO WEEE! I never realized that guy was Viggo Mortensen. He's hot. I've seen him in some other stuff. I had to look him up, I didn't see LOTR.

Sean Bean, also from LOTR, is very hot too. *melts*

I can't stand "girlie men".

Oh my dog Sean Bean is HOT,HOT HOT!! There were too many hotties in LOTR to name. Viggo grew up in Watertown, NY 50 miles south of here.

Girly men suck!!! I don't like Colin Farrell either. He's like some "deluxe" Brad Pitt. Yuck!

Sean Bean is soooooo hot! I get shit for that from everyone... I have like 15 of his movies on DVD!

Any naked pictures of him?

-"Johnny have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
-Airplane 1980

I'm just a big ol' Canadian nerd, my hot guy list involves CBC personalities, yum. Rick Mercer and George Stromboloupolous! And neither have kids (well, Mercer's gay, but even if he wasn't, I couldn't see him breeding. Too sexy and evil to be a duh).

Yes, there is, Sherz! One of his movies, Lady Chatterly's Lover, has full frontal nudie pics of him fooling around in a field...

I persued a People magazine that showed the preggo celebs and how "glamourous" they look during their 'time'. Anyone with mega sums of money can look good even if undergoing treatments for diseases. Of course, Brooke and all of the other star moos-to-be are going to look great due to lighting & photography as well as having the money to buy good clothes and get massages & other pampering. Let these stupid women live the average life of the breeder-in-waiting having to work at Wal-Mart while seven months pregnant just to keep an eviction notice off her door. THEN...we will see if Brooke keeps her 'glamour & glow'!

Also with specific makeup, they can hide the stretch marks, ect.

sprogless Wrote:
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> Yes, there is, Sherz! One of his movies, Lady
> Chatterly's Lover, has full frontal nudie pics of
> him fooling around in a field...


I didn't ask about the naked pics It was Sharon J., that naughty minx! But thanks for letting me know, sprogless!

Lady Cooper Wrote:
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> I'm just a big ol' Canadian nerd, my hot guy list
> involves CBC personalities, yum. Rick Mercer and
> George Stromboloupolous! And neither have kids
> (well, Mercer's gay, but even if he wasn't, I
> couldn't see him breeding. Too sexy and evil to be
> a duh).

Oh, wow! I have such a mad crush on Rick Mercer! Gay or straight, I don't care, but he's definitely CF. Re: that "Beer Not Kids" petition, for example. I adore him!

Medusa, I will fight you to the death over him. Even though we're both women...damn!

The best is to go for a taping of his show and then catch him in the CBC bar after. His accent gets stronger and stronger the more he drinks (and he's a good Newfoundlander, drinks like a fish). He loudly called Stephen Harper a douchebag, my reaction being "I think I love you even more."

Gotta love Canadian celebs, there's no celebrity culture here. Also, I should email you "the Fish Pic" that he signed for me. You'll go nuts. Send me an email and I'll send it to you. lady_cooper@hotmail.com