'This Is The Happiest Day Of My Life,' Lies Man Holding Baby

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larious Y'know, I'd hazard a guess that this is probably pretty close to reality. (Remove spaces around underscores- this forum has some freaky stuff going on with links.)

Quote:"Realizing he was now forever tethered to this utterly helpless new life, responsible for its shelter, upbringing, education, safety, and all related expenses for the next 18—or, perhaps more accurately, 25—years, Rudloff rattled off a series of patently false pleasantries about being overjoyed with his new baby girl." Welcome to the real word...

Quote:""This is so…," said Rudloff, thinking "nightmarish nightmarish nightmarish" as tears began to well in his eyes. "I never thought this day would actually come. I'm—I'm speechless."" Truth hurts...

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