Mooooo!!!

Quoted from truemomconfessions:

I am nursing my 14-month old daughter and I don't want to wean her. I mean, I want her to sleep through the night and all, but those 3 or so nursings a day are so sweet and special to us. My confession: I passed a cow pasture the other day and saw a calf nursing from its mother and I felt this odd kinship with the cow, standing there patiently waiting for her young to feed. Oh boy, I really need more sleep.

Wow! They admit it!
All she needs to do now is chew the cud and stare vacuously into space.

Oh, wait, it's called Daytime TV.

lol.

And do nothing at all except grow old, until the farmer comes around and puts a bolt into her stupid useless head and sells her remains for cheap meatballs, which someone will heat up and give to their toddler, who will pick them up off their highchair tray, squeeze, and drop on the floor. Yeah that's such a sweet and special way to contribute to the world. Thanks for being such a fucking oxygen thief.

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"The death of creativity is a pram in the hallway"
- Cyril Connolly

Man, that is a sad confession. I would never want to be compared to a cow, but it does show that the term Moo is apropos.

BTW is there a chance we could ever get a cow emoticon on here?

And probably VERY fat and bovine, too.XD

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All she needs to do now is chew the cud and stare vacuously into space.

Oh, wait, it's called Daytime TV.

lol.

larious