kids in the house! this weekend. Groan.

Don't get me wrong, they are old enough not to be shit sacks (11 & 7) but I had to call some people last night to find out what breeders/typical americans keep in their fridges- the answers were horrifying.

I have to be PG rated all weekend. Rant over.

RR drink plenty of beer or pina coladas lol

Here are some commonly consumed items (part of my job involves talking to kids about the foods their parents buy for them to eat at home):

Pop Tarts
Brightly colored cereal with or without candy
Fruit Roll Ups
Macaroni and cheese
Sunny Delight
Kool Aid
Lunchables
Gatorade
Soda
Frozen corn dogs and pizzas

In other words, a lot of CRAP, unfortunately.

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Rose Red Wrote:
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> 4 glasses smashed. 1 microfiber mission style
> futon ruined. 3 terrified cats. 1 damask
> tablecloth trashed. If I hear a small child say
> my name one more time I'm going to tear it's head
> from it's spine.

Wow, I hope the breeders are willing to pay for some of the damages.

"It truly is the one commonality that every designation of humans you can think of has, there's at least one asshole."
--Me

feh, you know breeders.. tis "an honour to have kids destroy stuff in other peoples homes"

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