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Gwyneth Paltrow selling Vampire repellent? WTF? hysterical laughter

Posted by Dingo8YourBaby 
Gwyneth Paltrow selling Vampire repellent? WTF? hysterical laughter
September 23, 2017
Vampire repellent

And it's SOLD OUT, who the fuck is dumping their money on this shit??

And a jade egg for $60 to shove up in your hoo haa.

Jade cooter egg

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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow selling Vampire repellent? WTF? hysterical laughter
September 30, 2017
Only thing that will be 'drained' will a bunch of gullible people's wallets face saying 'error'

And for the cootchie eggs, I think there might have been a Cracked article on the weird things people shove up their orifices. Turns out the eggs are good incubators for vaginal infections bemused eye roll
Re: Gwyneth Paltrow selling Vampire repellent? WTF? hysterical laughter
September 30, 2017
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nightfire
Only thing that will be 'drained' will a bunch of gullible people's wallets face saying 'error'

And for the cootchie eggs, I think there might have been a Cracked article on the weird things people shove up their orifices. Turns out the eggs are good incubators for vaginal infections bemused eye roll

Get ready to barf:

http://www.mamamia.com.au/woman-makes-bread-with-thrush/

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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow selling Vampire repellent? WTF? hysterical laughter
October 01, 2017
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thom_c
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nightfire
Only thing that will be 'drained' will a bunch of gullible people's wallets face saying 'error'

And for the cootchie eggs, I think there might have been a Cracked article on the weird things people shove up their orifices. Turns out the eggs are good incubators for vaginal infections bemused eye roll

Get ready to barf:

http://www.mamamia.com.au/woman-makes-bread-with-thrush/
Ewww blue hangover face

This takes 'We women should love our bodies and not see it's normal functions as shameful' and turns it into 'Let's take an infection of one of our loved female organs and shove it's secretions into food and eat it, all in the name of female empowerment.'

Next thing you know, there will be a woman out there that prides herself on being able to clean herself down there like a cat, and how 'empowering' it is to remove one's own menstrual secretions with her tongue.
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