Has anyone else noticed the haughty tone of her letter? What a bitch!
Examples:
"Bet that made you lose your place in that sudoku grid, huh, Glenn?"
"You're going to say, "Gosh, Julie, I'm sorry, but it would just cost too much. Chapter 11 bankruptcy, September 11 disaster, blah blah blah blah blah." (If you're reading this aloud, raise your pitch for those last few "blah"s to an annoying mosquito-y whine. Thanks. If I could be there, I'd do it myself.)"
"You probably don't do this on airplanes like they do on ships, but just because I'm feeling all jaunty, let's call it astern, me hearty. And a fine yo ho ho to you, sir."
Good thing she's a stay at home MOO, because I don't know how she would get along in the REAL world with REAL people with a shitty, condescending attitude like that.