1772 Jesus Statue

How comforting.

NOT.

Jay Leno had a football Jesus figurine on his show last year that he made fun of. I wonder if this is the same company. Fundies are so stupid! Jesus was a peaceful man and didn't do martial arts or team sports.

and you really want a man in a dressing gown standing next to your kids,

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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
- A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act III, Scene ii

Voltaire said: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."

H.L.Mencken wrote:"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein

Wtf are breeders trying to proove???

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lab mom

Notice that Jesus is quite the all-around athlete. Do you think he plays any musical instruments? I sure hope he plays the violin; that would make me feel better!

But then, I'm a violinist myself...

Love how these religous companies will do anything to make money! How tacky.

Breeders are always trying to claim they are christians, when they are the worst kind. Hypocrites and oxymorons.

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lab mom

The basketball one always makes me laugh. It looks like Jesus is playing keepaway with the kids' ball.



"What happened, Jesus? Man, you used to be cool- give us our ball back!"

"Sure, kids, I'll give the ball back. Here you go- OOPS, too slow."

Other than that, these are pretty obnoxious.

CJ Wrote:
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> Notice that Jesus is quite the all-around athlete.
> Do you think he plays any musical instruments? I
> sure hope he plays the violin; that would make me
> feel better!
>
> But then, I'm a violinist myself...

Maybe Jesus does scrapbooking and sells Avon! I wonder if he goes deerhunting and enjoys Nascar.

CFScorpio Wrote..
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> Maybe Jesus does scrapbooking and sells Avon! I
> wonder if he goes deerhunting and enjoys Nascar.
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> LOL! But of course he does! Otherwise, all the NASCAR dads wouldn't have voted for the Repuklikin Party!
>

When I used to go to Catholic Church, I would get offended when the priest would always offer prayers for the sports play-offs for the "home team".

I've heard that Jesus is *QUITE* the polo player and has some nifty scrapbooking collections from his days teaching small children. Did you know he was the top seller for the northeast last year for Avon? He auditioned for Motley Crue a few years back but then Tommy Lee joined the group again.

NASCAR fans, didn't you see the number 8 on the back of his robe????