Yea yea yea, big frigging deal. So the kid had a few bruises and 1st degree burns. Was it life threatening? NO Is she permanently scarred? Probably not. Was the guy a dumbass who should be sterilized? YES
Do we ever hear about it in the paper when someone's cat unknowingly crawls into a dryer and goes through a few spins before the owner realizes the thumping sound is Fluffy in the dryer? NO
