Last night I had a dream that I was eating at a restaurant with my parents. This wasn't a fancy place and I don't think it was part of a chain. It was just a nice little local restaurant. So we were eating our food and my mom says, "Is that a toilet over there?" I looked over and sure enough, there was one of those short little plastic crappers that toadlers - and sometimes second and third graders - use when they're learning to use the toilet like civilized people. It was positioned against the wall, waiting for some sprog to come along and use it in front of everyone. I then noticed that there were several more throughout the dining room, and one of them was being sat upon by a girl toadler while her moo stood over her, loudly asking her to "poo-poo in the potty.". The other patrons looked very uncomfortable and were trying their hardest to ignore the little pooping girl. Moo, who seemed concerned only with her daughter's well-being and nobody else's, turned her head slightly and I saw that it was a woman I know. Then I woke up,
This dream disturbed me for more than the obvious reasons. There was a ring of reality to it and I'm afraid I've had a vision of things to come. How long do you think it will be before some breeder comes along and demands that such bathroom facilities be made available for Snotford and Bratlyn?