Rant #1848: Getting fined for swearing at brats

Mrs. Ogre:
Why don't you try sprinkling the area with some fox urine? I understand it stinks to high heaven. You should be able to get it at any major sporting good store that carries hunting stuff. It's not very romantic to make out in a place that smells like a public housing common room.

I never thought of that, but what about the poor old people who live there? Still, it's a great idea.

or you could get a lot of old dolls, the hang them up on the nearest trees, they will say thats a weird place, i remember one house near me, it had a big garden and instead of garden gnomes, it had doll body parts all over the garden, in the trees.. it was seriously creepy,

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