We recently had a moo that reported to the police that she was robbed at gunpoint by two black men and a hispanic woman, when she pulled over on a side street to change one of her sprog's diapers. Of course, it was the RENT money that was stolen, and of course, a big stink was made as to why someone would do that. She was a bit sketchy on the details of the incident, and for good reason.
It simply never happened.
She LOST the money (she has LOST money before and was afraid to admit it to her hubby) and made up the story. Of course, she said it happened in MY community, which has an understaffed and overworked police force as it is, due to increased crime due to increased welfare moos and drug elements, NOT in HER community, which has a lesser staffed police department, and is a much nicer area to live in than where she said it happened. In other words, she wasted our detectives' time because she was too embarrassed to say she lost the money.
She says it really DID happen, but that she dropped the issue because (all together now): She was worried about her CHYLLDRENNNNNN.
Oh, also when this happened, it turns out this fucking moo was driving her sprogs around in a minivan while her license was suspended. Nice.
I think she got a slap on the wrist thing like filing false reports or something like that. Who really knows? After all, her parish minister did all of her talking for her in the media. Probably looking for a fat donation to help out senseless moo and duhd to make the rent.