What is Amber Alert smoking?
Posted by KABA
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I don't "get" the intended message I don't guess. Are they saying that moms should be armed like soldiers? Is the video supposed to frighten child predators? Are they saying that mawms should utilize Amber Watch INSTEAD of taking matters into their own hands? WHAA?
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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kidlesskim
I don't "get" the intended message I don't guess. Are they saying that moms should be armed like soldiers? Is the video supposed to frighten child predators? Are they saying that mawms should utilize Amber Watch INSTEAD of taking matters into their own hands? WHAA?
I don't get it either. I think it's just trying to make Moos sound tough, like the whole "mama bear" line (which I absolutely abhor, since no mother could ever frighten me at all, least of all on the level that an actual bear would).
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How fake. What wussies.
And this:
All I see is gibberish from the corny 'moo' add.
lab mom
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I don't "get" the intended message I don't guess. Are they saying that moms should be armed like soldiers? Is the video supposed to frighten child predators? Are they saying that mawms should utilize Amber Watch INSTEAD of taking matters into their own hands? WHAA?:WTF!
All I see is gibberish from the corny 'moo' add.
lab mom
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kidlesskim
I don't "get" the intended message I don't guess. Are they saying that moms should be armed like soldiers? Is the video supposed to frighten child predators? Are they saying that mawms should utilize Amber Watch INSTEAD of taking matters into their own hands? WHAA?
I don't get it either. I think it's just trying to make Moos sound tough, like the whole "mama bear" line (which I absolutely abhor, since no mother could ever frighten me at all, least of all on the level that an actual bear would).
Yeah, and the only one who even remotely looks "tough" is the black lady. The other women, especially the soccer mom looking moo who they spotlight, looks like a fucking idiot with those weapons. The older woman looks like a GREAT grand mee-moo too. I couldn't help but notice too how UNSAFE and inexperienced that they look with those guns with the shell casings hitting them in the head, their poor aim, and their apparent fear of the weapons themselves. BAD idea Amber Watch. An idiot moo might get the idea to get a gun that she has NO BUSINESS doing and accidentally kill herself, her kyd, or some innocent bystander.:bdid
Oh and I TOO hate the "mama bear" tripe. NO ONE, especially a seasoned criminal, would be "skeered" of a moo gun-toting member of the NRA.:flaming
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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kidlesskim
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kidlesskim
I don't "get" the intended message I don't guess. Are they saying that moms should be armed like soldiers? Is the video supposed to frighten child predators? Are they saying that mawms should utilize Amber Watch INSTEAD of taking matters into their own hands? WHAA?
I don't get it either. I think it's just trying to make Moos sound tough, like the whole "mama bear" line (which I absolutely abhor, since no mother could ever frighten me at all, least of all on the level that an actual bear would).
Yeah, and the only one who even remotely looks "tough" is the black lady. The other women, especially the soccer mom looking moo who they spotlight, looks like a fucking idiot with those weapons. The older woman looks like a GREAT grand mee-moo too. I couldn't help but notice too how UNSAFE and inexperienced that they look with those guns with the shells hitting them in the head, their poor aim, and their apparent fear of the weapons themselves. BAD idea Amber Watch. An idiot moo might get the idea to get a gun that she has NO BUSINESS doing and accidentally kill herself, her kyd, or some innocent bystander.:bdid
Oh and I TOO hate the "mama bear" tripe. NO ONE, especially a seasoned criminal, would be "skeered" of a moo gun-toting member of the NRA.:flaming
I agree about the black lady. She is the only tough looking one. She's holding that gun with force! The others, meh, military would have a hay day laughing at them! Haha
lariousI also hate the mama bear, "mean o' me go batshit crazy if you mess with my young". Ad nausium.
lab mom
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cherryice
Duuuhhh, I's cool because I gotz a plastic assaultz rifle from da dime store! It shootz water too!
From the looks of that picture, I'm guessing that woman hasn't been laid in ages. And that cardigan. It screams "MOMMY".
lab mom
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KABA
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Oh gods, KABA...larious It's very hard to not laugh out loud at 3 am when everyone's asleep. Beautifully executed.
But yeah, guns are the last thing Moos need...these women got outsmarted by condoms and pills, so how the fuck can they be trusted with firearms? I can see Moos with guns doing one of two things: using them for just show, but in the event they could use them, they chicken out (or the perp takes the guns from them and uses said weapons on the Moos), OR the Moomies start blowing away everyone who doesn't give them what they want. Skeevy guy leering at the tit-feeder? BAM. Passerby's nose twitches at the potent odor of Junior's filled diaper? BAM. A childfree person?! BAM. Breeders are not sane and the guns would either be totally useless, or would make breeders more dangerous. Bad idea either way.
Even if I knew of an Amber Alert, I probably would do fuck-all about it anyway because I don't need some frothy-mouthed, puke-stained, fat-assed Moo trying to rip me apart because it looks like I stole her pweshus. No, sorry - YOUR kids, YOU keep an eye on them. Not my problem. I will not use my CPR training to help a stranger who's unconscious and I will not help a stranger Moo find her lost brats. Moos are absolutely ungrateful for any efforts and will more than likely try and press charges against people who help because they're there and the real perp is not.
larious It's very hard to not laugh out loud at 3 am when everyone's asleep. Beautifully executed.But yeah, guns are the last thing Moos need...these women got outsmarted by condoms and pills, so how the fuck can they be trusted with firearms? I can see Moos with guns doing one of two things: using them for just show, but in the event they could use them, they chicken out (or the perp takes the guns from them and uses said weapons on the Moos), OR the Moomies start blowing away everyone who doesn't give them what they want. Skeevy guy leering at the tit-feeder? BAM. Passerby's nose twitches at the potent odor of Junior's filled diaper? BAM. A childfree person?! BAM. Breeders are not sane and the guns would either be totally useless, or would make breeders more dangerous. Bad idea either way.
Even if I knew of an Amber Alert, I probably would do fuck-all about it anyway because I don't need some frothy-mouthed, puke-stained, fat-assed Moo trying to rip me apart because it looks like I stole her pweshus. No, sorry - YOUR kids, YOU keep an eye on them. Not my problem. I will not use my CPR training to help a stranger who's unconscious and I will not help a stranger Moo find her lost brats. Moos are absolutely ungrateful for any efforts and will more than likely try and press charges against people who help because they're there and the real perp is not.
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cherryice
Duuuhhh, I's cool because I gotz a plastic assaultz rifle from da dime store! It shootz water too!
From the looks of that picture, I'm guessing that woman hasn't been laid in ages. And that cardigan. It screams "MOMMY".
I am just thankful that the pants fit and we don't have to see the outline of her no doubt MASSIVE twattage and be subjected to a "smiley face". Few things are more gross than a moo sporting a puffy camel toe in a pair ill fitting khakis.
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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!
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i don't need a kid to have a gun. the guns are cool though! utter sweetness!
just wish they'd put them in the arms of, well, these guys:
just wish they'd put them in the arms of, well, these guys:
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