Daughtery: WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Look if you so dare

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lab mom

Oh, friggin' BARRRRFFFF! I'd much rather see a photo of a guy snuggling with two little puppy dogs.

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Oh, friggin' BARRRRFFFF! I'd much rather see a photo of a guy snuggling with two little puppy dogs.

Me too. Gah! That makes him seem less rockable. Ugh. Why don't he just go ahead and go in one of those kyd film. ugh.

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lab mom

He's all snuggly duddy now, but as soon as he gets a bait of baybee shit, he falls out of lust with the moo, gets slapped with a HUGE chyld support payment, and the luuv bugs start toddling, I doubt that he'll be so euphoric. d

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He's all snuggly duddy now, but as soon as he gets a bait of baybee shit, he falls out of lust with the moo, gets slapped with a HUGE chyld support payment, and the luuv bugs start toddling, I doubt that he'll be so euphoric. d

This. He'll also be more apt turn into a raging alcohol, especially when the fucktrophies turn into surly teenagers. (cue to "and another one bites the dust)...

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lab mom

He looks like he's trying too hard to look profoundly parental, if you ask me.

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He looks like he's trying too hard to look profoundly parental, if you ask me.

This. Like a bad boy trying to play innocent.

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lab mom

All that oxytocin milking!

Was he, by any slim chance, ooopsed/trapped?! I mean,... damn. :eh??

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lab mom

Once fuck tropy starts spitting up and shitting on duh and then toddling, Duh won't be so "in love"...anybody else find that whole "I'm so in love with you" bullshit kinda creepy?

Ewwww, it just looks.... wrong.

So since he's so in love, he's going to give up performing so he can spend as much time as possible caring and nurturing them???

And he'll soon appear in news about how he had smashed his kyds' skulls together like a pair of raw eggs in a fit of rage.

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So since he's so in love, he's going to give up performing so he can spend as much time as possible caring and nurturing them???

Nah, he'll leave all the dirty work up to his wife, (diaper changing, late night hourly feedings) while he gets all the Kodak moments and the babysitting job.

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lab mom

Oh gawd, that's right up there with that photo of Ed O'Brien of Radiohead wearing a fucking baybeesling. (I'd look for it to show you, but I'm still having nightmares.)

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Oh gawd, that's right up there with that photo of Ed O'Brien of Radiohead wearing a fucking baybeesling. (I'd look for it to show you, but I'm still having nightmares.)

Oh, how sexy. Not. /sarcasm.

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lab mom

If he's in luuuv with anything, it's the power trip of creating self replicants and of the attention that he is getting for doing so. While the typical big ole duddy pics holding miniature shitsacks of himself is generally unappealing to me anyway, something about a tattooed, shaven head, muscle shirt wearing, rocker doing it just makes me wanna puke for some reason. Is he closed eyed due to an expression of his deep luuv or is he just passed out? I'd be willing to wager that within moments of that publicity shot that he dumped the two little bastards right back into ANYONE'S arms who would take them or dropped them into a Pack N' Play and took off. I seriously doubt that he changes shit filled diapers or participates in any late night wailing or feeding sessions.

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If he's in luuuv with anything, it's the power trip of creating self replicants and of the attention that he is getting for doing so. While the typical big ole duddy pics holding miniature shitsacks of himself is generally unappealing to me anyway, something about a tattooed, shaven head, muscle shirt wearing, rocker doing it just makes me wanna puke for some reason.

Photos like that, especially if the guy is shirtless, are borderline pornographic, like Anne Geddes shots. I consider some of her work actual child porn. I don't even care about titfeeding pics or bare female udder shots with loaves. But naked or half naked men clutching newborns, and if the baybee is naked = porn. It just looks and is very unnatural. Loaves naturally want to be held against a moo's milk laden udder, not a rock hard pec muscle. The men's "loving" faces while holding the loaves looks perverted and you know their testosterone levels are nearing negative numbers.

Once a "rocker" goes breeder duh, posing for loaf photos or talking about them at concerts, he/she is no longer cool. Ever. They used to just have sex with random women and kids would pop up as adults years later. Not now - instead they bring the shitlings on tour with them. Oh, how cool and rebellious.

It looks like two little vampires have sunk their fangs into both sides of his neck.

"Every time you turn around," somebody sprogs.