"Accidents" bumper sticker

Saw this on a car this morning:

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I like the one that is attributed to George Carlin where he says, "I heard that most accidents happen within 10 miles of home, so I fuckin' moved.".

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If YOU are the "exception" to what I am saying, then why does my commentary bother you so much?
I don't hate your kids, I HATE YOU!

I saw one that read, "You are unique... just like everyone else."

I always got a chuckle out of, "Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children."