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Due to facebook, I recently reconnected with what I would have considered my "best" friend from high school (she would have been in my grad'g class, but she got knocked up in junior-11th grade year).
She has six kids, two of which don't live with her (long story).
A couple of months ago, she calls me up and says "I know you're not into the kid scene, but I wanted to invite you to my son's fiancee's baby shower. I know you don't have a lot of cash, but I just wanted to invite you because you are my friend and this is my first grandchild."
OMG. GRANDchild! You're FORTY! And a a grandmoo! OMG OMG OMG. No.
Of course, it's always "fiancee" when a girlfriend gets knocked up. I really felt like saying, "Yea, I'm not one for baby showers, but call me when the wedding invites go out. I'll find some cash if it's an open bar."
Something tells me there won't be a wedding. Just another two "forever fiancee'ds".
I will say she's a PNB for the most part. Her oldest daughter in her late teens is very polite, so I'll give her points for that.
But I have to add this. When we reconnected, we went through the whole "what the hell happened to the last ten years?" thing, and she had a LOT of drama. A divorce. A couple more kids. A stint in the mental ward. And cancer. She had some kind of uterine cancer in which she could develop it again (I don't know why they didn't yank that fucker out). I had drama, too, but nothing like hers.
At some time in the conversation, I got around to me getting married to Mr. Awesome Noodler and she asked me if we had/were going to have kids. I said, "No. Mr. Noodler and I decided together it wasn't for us and he got his noodles tied."
She is only three days younger than me and said, "Yea, I was gonna tell you that if you want to have kids you better get on it." (due to my age, which is basically the same as hers.)
Fast forward a few months and we're on the phone chatting and she says that she got a funky pap smear back but can't do anything because she's working crazy hours for Big Internet Sales Company and she can't take ANY time off. Furthermore, she tells me that if she DOES have the big C, again, they're going to have to yank her uterus. I tell her, "Well, you've had SIX, I think you've had the experience enough, don't you?" (Not to mention, I don't want my friend to DIE."
She replies, "Well, it's different when you absolutely CAN'T have anymore."
Internally, my brain is saying:
SIX ISN'T ENOUGH? TWO AREN'T EVEN LIVING WITH YOU! OMG! GO TO THE DOCTOR AND PULL THE DEFECTIVE PART BEFORE IT KILLS YOU!"
I just don't get it.
How's that for a grandmoo story?
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As for the respective guy it just shows how much he "loves" her by asking "How is this treatment going to affect her ability to have more children?" *facepalm* As so much for seeing your partner an incubator/sperm donor. Because this is how breeders express their feelings. How about the woman you married? Screw that!...Is the incubator going to be alright?
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